JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: One Night Standoffs

I was traveling last week; so I haven’t recapped the previous two episodes of Jersey Shore, but fear not — I’m taking care of both right here. After all, it’s not like we need two individual entries to describe what was basically the same activity over and over again. I of course am referring to …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: In Search of a Mind Condom (Ribbed, For Our Pleasure)

I am so FRIGGIN behind on my Jersey Shore photocaps that I decided to just scrap the first two and start with coverage of last night’s third episode (or rather, the sixteenth episode of season two, which we’re still in). In case you haven’t been following, the gang has relocated back to Seaside Heights, and …

Ep. 13: Banter With Ben and Lisa

We’re baaaaaack. After a two month hiatus, Lisa and I have convened once again to podcast, and this time around, the fun took place in my kitchen. Yes, while I made a dish for a dinner party, Lisa and I bantered away, discussing everything from vampires to zombies to Jersey Shore to German vocab. We’re …

Sally Jesse Raphael Takes On ‘Jersey Shore’

I’m not sure what possessed former talk show queen Sally Jesse Raphael to release a parody video of Jersey Shore, but the daytime star did it anyway, and I’m happy to report that it’s as bizarre as you’d think it would be. Just about the only thing stranger would be if she were to put …

What Happened To J-Woww’s Face?

Something happened to J-Woww’s face. She looks slimmer — that’s for sure. But that’s not all. Celebrity Magnet nabbed this photo of the Jersey Shore starlet over the weekend at Snooki’s birthday party, and from what we can see, it appears as though J-Woww’s face is more angular (and tanner) than ever before. Mere weight …

Angelina Releases A Song

It’s starting to become tradition that the most awful, runtiest, and/or deplorable woman on a reality show now has to release her own single in hopes of expanding her career beyond the confines of whatever basic cable network she’s stuck on. Of course, these ploys never work. It started with Heidi Montag, and was followed …

Check It Out: TV Banter!

Hey everyone. Cool news from the world of the Interwebs. I’m going to be hosting a videocast for Talk Media Networks where I talk about — you guessed it: TV! We’ve only done one show, and it’s all a bit rough around the edges, but that’s sort of the way online shows go. I’m sure …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Miami Just Got 12.5% Less Awful

Ding dong the bitch is dead! Or at least headed back to Staten Island. That’s right, Angelina finally packed her bags and marched out of the crab-den that is the Jersey Shore South Beach home (oh sorry, spoiler alert), thus allowing us to have perhaps a few episodes of peace and quiet before this Florida …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Fight Night In Miami (a.k.a. The Episode I Made My Mom Watch)

The latest episode of Jersey Shore was surprisingly sweet and poignant — as much as the show can be — with Vinny falling in love with an unattainable club dancer named Ramona, but alas, MTV hasn’t posted photos of that episode; so I’ll dig back a show earlier to last Thursday which saw perhaps the …

Kim G Attempts To Woo The Situation, Fails

If ever there were to be a Jersey Shore / Real Housewives of New Jersey crossover, I’m hoping it won’t be like this. Our favorite cast member wannabe Kim G recently attempted to reverse that whole “elderly” image thing she’s got going on by soliciting Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino over Twitter. Her offer: if The …