“Ladies and gentlemen: this is the Countess speaking. We have arrived. On your phone.” That’s what I imagine LuAnn De Lesseps’ new iPhone app says when you start it up. Yes, you heard me correctly: LuAnn has a new iPhone app. Money can’t buy you class, but it can nab you “Countess LuAnn” for $0.99. …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Mothers, Daughters, and Pasties
Bravo did the old bait and switch on the latest episode of Real Housewives of New York City. The preview had shown all sorts of drama surrounding LuAnn and her music video, but what actually aired was none of that. Instead we were left with a pretty dull episode — perhaps the worst of the …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: A Very Guido Christmas
It may be the height of summer here in the Northern Hemisphere, but it’s the Holiday Season on Real Housewives of New Jersey. With Christmas just around the corner, this latest episode focused on all the angst and anxiety that can sometimes derails people’s yuletide spirit. Lauren Manzo received quite a bit of screen time …
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Countess LuAnn Is In Good Company
We’ve all written off LuAnn De Lesseps’ latest trifle as something of a drag queen treatise on the good life, but here’s the surprising news: LuAnn isn’t releasing her spoken-word songs on some random label willing to cash in on her reality fame. She’s actually with Ultra Records, which also is home to the omnipresent …
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Systematic Bullying!
Oh those McCord-Vankempens can’t seem to stay out of trouble. After a week of peace and calm on The Real Housewives of New York City, all hell broke out once again when Simon, an alleged cyberbully, got into it with Jill and Kelly. The whole scenario was quite silly and totally avoidable. But what fun …
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And Now The Latest Music Video from Countess LuAnn De Lesseps
It’s been all of about forty-eight hours since we last saw a Real Housewife attempt to scale the Billboard charts with a pop performance, and we already have a rival. Enter Countess LuAnn, who has finally released a follow-up video to her much-lauded debut single, “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” The song in question is …
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HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN Season Finale! Wherein We Talk About EVERYTHING
Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, I hosted the final episode of Housewife Hoedown today, and joining me were Sita Young, Matt Whitfield, and Ronnie Karam. Our full panel discussed the latest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, and when we were done with that, we spent a half an hour …
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Real Housewives Fans: The Season Finale of Housewife Hoedown Is Today!
Hey everyone, today is the last episode of Housewife Hoedown for the rest of the summer. The web show will be back in the fall, but we’re going on hiatus, which means you must, must, must call in (424-238-0611)! I’ll be having a full house today: Ronnie Karam, Sita Young, and Matt Whitfield will all …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: The Catskills Adventure America Has Been Waiting For!
Sunday’s supersized episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey gave us what we’ve always wanted: an hour of frolicking in the Catskills. Yes, upstate New York finally got the close-up it deserved, and it was oh so… rustic? Perhaps woodsy? Certainly not glamourous. For those of you unfamiliar with the Catskills, the mountain region …
VIDEO: Michaele Salahi Sings, Makes LuAnn Look Like Mariah
And now there’s this. Michaele Salahi performed her new song “Bump It” publicly for the first time on Miami’s local NBC affiliate, and the results were… well, let’s just say they made Danielle Staub’s guido-twirling performance on WPIX look like the second coming of BeyoncĂ©. Watch, if you dare. Via Popeater