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Whoever contrived the idea of sticking Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss on a tour bus together is a genius. This goofy, silly, and highly improbably story line, which has now extended over two episodes, has been nothing but a hilarious trainwreck (which is ironic since they’re on a bus, I suppose). It all comes down …
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Sadness, people. We only have one episode left of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the freshest, most entertaining new installment to the franchise since New York City. Not every episode has huge drama (exhibit A: last night), but there’s plenty of pathos and subtle passive aggression to keep us happy for months. This penultimate …
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Apparently beloved housewife Sonja Morgan held some sort of burlesque party, and the result were the above two images. They both beg a very important question: what’s more bizarre? Ramona and Mario’s pseudo Moulin Rouge ensemble or Jill Zarin’s teeny-tiny hat? Your opinions please.
The last new Gossip Girl episode alluded to something so dark… so awful… that I just can’t bring myself to spell it out. Now rumors are intensifying that the writers are about to indeed “go there” between two characters. I don’t want it to happen. If it does… I don’t know how I can continue …
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A lot of reality stars advance to sex tapes and porn after their initial runs are over, but I’m proud to report that Fabio (née Judd) from Survivor: Nicaragua is moving on to something a bit more artistic: a much sought-after role in a low-budget homoerotic thriller. The film’s title is 1313: Nighmare Mansion, which …
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After posting about Leighton Meester’s dumb new movie The Roommate yesterday, I got to thinking about the state of the Gossip GIrl actors. The show will certainly not go on forever — surely its expensive budget, increasingly weak writing, and dwindling ratings bode poorly for it; so it’s only natural that we look forward to …
Nuthin’ But A Glee Thang with Heather Morris, Matthew Morrison & Sofia Vergara from Heather Morris Glee + Sofia Vergara = fun times. (There should’ve been more Sofia though)
I’m not so into scary movies (read: I’m a pussy), but I might have to make an exception for this flick because a) it doesn’t look scary, and b) it’s Single White Female with BLAIR WALDORF. If ever there was a winning Hollywood pitch, it’s that. Let’s face it: for years Blair has threatened to …
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There wasn’t a lot of drama on the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but there certainly was poignancy, thanks to the sad, decrepit state of Taylor’s marriage to alleged cowboy Russell. These two barely seem to be connecting, and when she dragged her limp noodle of a husband to Kyle’s apparently …
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The Camille Grammer publicity tour (for nothing in particular) continues! In the clip above, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star sits down with Access Hollywood’s Shaun Robinson to talk about the show, her portrayal, and what she plans to do next. It’s ENTHRALLING. (Actually, I’m just putting this up because I’m not done with …
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