REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Fight Night In New Jersey

Hair pulling is the new table flipping. So I guess this is the way it goes with The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Like last year, we had to wait an entire boring season in order to get to the good stuff at the end. Granted, I don’t know how many episodes are left of …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Power Struggles Begin

I had some doubts when I saw the cast for Big Brother 12 — I thought everyone seemed all so young, so white, so generic. However, I’m happy to report that so far, the season is pretty good! The personalities are meshing nicely, and quite frankly, the whole Saboteur twist, while gimmicky, has actually kept …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Summer of Sabotage Is Upon Us!

It’s baaaaaaacck! Big Brother has returned to the airwaves, and I can now officially kiss my social life goodbye because for the rest of the summer, I will be hopelessly devoted to the show in the worst possible way. In fact, the ridiculous fanaticism has already begun. Last night I gathered with my Big Brother …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: Time To Hit Craigslist, Whitney!

I nearly fainted in horror when I heard those dreaded words at the end of this week’s episode of The City. You know what I’m talking about: “Next week on the season finale.” Nooooooo!!! It can’t be over already! This wonderful gem must continue on. Give us five more episodes, MTV. Ten! Twelve! Alas, our …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: A Fashion Show With No Fashions! (But Plenty Of Tension)

At long last, The Real Housewives of New Jersey delivered a good episode last night. I suppose we can thank Kim D for that. After all, without her very classy fashion show for POSCHE, we never would have been privy to the ridiculous sequence of events that led up to last night’s much hyped (and …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: Audrina’s Lazy Susan of Douchebags Brings Justin Bobby Back Into The Fold

I’m loving The Hills these days. Kristin’s bitchy demeanor has come into its own (much as it did on her second season of Laguna Beach), and the introduction of this Allie Lutz girl has been nothing but pure entertainment. It’s somewhat tragic that we seem to be limited to only one run-in per week between …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: Whitney, You’re Not The Right Fit

This week’s episode of The City was titled “Fashion with a Capital F,” but if I could give it a grade, it would be a capital A. That’s because this episode was off-the-charts awesome. It had everything we could want: Erin and Olivia fighting, Erin gossiping with her new cohort Seth, Roxy sabotaging SOMETHING, Kelly …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: And Now It’s Over

And just like that, the third fantastic season of The Real Housewives of New York City is over. Months of fighting, bickering, and getting drunk have drawn to a close, and yet I still feel little resolution. Of course, what’s worse is that we now have to wait about ten months to see these women …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Psycho Scene at the Brownstone

I’ll just get this out of the way. There were only two truths in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey: 1) the big encounter at the Brownstone, while awkward, resulted in nothing, and 2) Danielle is officially psycho. Pay attention, puh-leez! Yes, after weeks of hype, we finally came upon the …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: Gossip Girls

Very exciting news on The City this week. Among the many personalities making a cameo on the show was Neel Shah from Page Six. Why would this be exciting? Well, time for a fun little story. Back in the early days of TVgasm, Neel Shah emailed me about writing recaps for this new show called …