REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Little People, Big Emotions

Congratulations to Bravo for singlehandedly bringing utter shame upon me for feeding the machine that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey. All season, I’ve been extolling this revamped cast’s virtues, citing the complex and all-too-real emotional issues that have plagued the Gorga-Giudice households week in and week out. Great drama! The best! And then …

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 2-1: Talking Beverly Hills, Russell Armstrong, and New Jersey

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, we taped another episode of Housewife Hoedown today, and since we’d been on hiatus all summer, we had MUCH to discuss. Fellow Real Housewives fans Matt Whitfield and Sita Young joined me as we gabbed extensively about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Russell Armstrong, and all …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Ignorance is Bliss

The emotions were high on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, which saw Teresa and her brother face yet another obstacle in their attempt to rebuild their friendship. The shocking developments came fast and furious, leading up to the most gasp-inducing moment of all: Milania dropping her nasty little ass on …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Ashley Gets The Boot!

There was a lot of stupidity on display Sunday night with the latest episode of The Real Housewives of NJ. Most of it came courtesy of the series’ two biggest idiots: Teresa and Ashley, who are vying to be the most hideous creatures currently on Bravo (at least until Larsa Pippen returns to the airwaves). …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Jacqueline Finally Realizes That Her Daughter Is Awful

It was all about the kids and parents on this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. For Melissa, it meant communicating with her dead father through a “median” (before plunging into an earsplitting recording session of “On Display”). For Kathy, it meant having The Talk with her daughter in advance of a …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: New Year, Old Mooks

The Holiday Season continues on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Christmas is over, and New Years has arrived. This can only mean one thing: mass drunkenness. Yes, the entire cast gathered at the Brownstone to ring in 2011, and despite what the previews had suggested, there was very little by way of drama. Richie …

A Fond Farewell To Kim G

The rumors are true. Kim G is no longer part of the Real Housewives of NJ. However, our favorite kooky neighbor isn’t going quietly. On the blog Celebrity Magnet, she writes about her last, traumatic appearance on the show, which she calls “one of the worst experiences of my life. No lie. We’re talking top …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: On The Twelfth Episode of Christmas, Bravo Gave To Me…

If I’m not mistaken, Sunday night’s episode marked the end of Christmas on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I never thought it would happen! However, just because it took weeks upon weeks to slog through the holidays, I have to admit that I actually kind of enjoyed all of it. I don’t think a …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: All I Want For Christmas Is Kim G

For what feels like the twelfth consecutive week, it’s still Christmas on The Real Housewives of NJ, and it looks like Santa delivered at least one gift early: Kim G! Yes, in what appeared to be Kim G’s swan song, the kookiest lady of Franklin Lakes finally got the Caroline Manzo treatment, replete with angry …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTCAP: Catching The Christmas Spirit

Christmas is drawing close on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and that can only mean one thing: time for fights! Luckily, we had Kathy and Teresa around to do the heavy lifting, and when that dustup proved to be a bit too tame, Joe Giudice had a tiff with Melissa’s brother-in-law Joe (no relation …