Russell Crowe Freaks Out At Reporter, Sounds Irish

You can do many things in life, but never EVER suggest that Russell Crowe’s accent for Robin Hood has a smack of Irish to it. That’s what one unfortunate reporter for the BEEB did, and it unnerved the actor so much that after two minutes of stewing, he simply stormed out of the interview, still …

SURVIVOR PHOTOCAP: It All Hangs In The Balance

Could I be more delinquent with my Survivor coverage this season? Probably not. Thanks to bad timing and some busy Fridays, I’ve totally neglected my photocapping duties for this series, which is a total injustice because Heroes vs. Villains has been incrrrrrrrredible. How could it be that a reality show in its twentieth season can …

Inside the Nylon Young Hollywood Party

Nylon magazine held a party for “Young Hollywood” last night, and my friend Jenny and her friends managed to wrangle invites for themselves. Jenny got me on the list too, but by the time I got there, the fire marshall had shown up and shut down the line. This was a tragic setback for me …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: Not Having It

The three way game of passive-aggressive chess on The City continued in fine fashion this week, with the likes of Kelly Cutrone and Joe Zee getting mixed up in Olivia, Erin, and Whitney’s business. Only poor Roxy was left on the sidelines with nothing to do but shiver in the cold draft that wafted through …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Bitches On A Boat!

After last week’s epic Real Housewives of New York City episode, it’s hard to imagine there being any bicker left in these bitches, but according to the previews for tonight’s episode, there’ll be at least two more blow-ups (not to mention some tone-deaf singing) for us to enjoy. Thankfully, Bravo decided to show NONE of …

YEA OR NEIGH: Do We Want DJ Pauly D To Shill Our Ice Cream?

As I was pulling media for my photocap of The City, I noticed — or rather, my peaceful state was loudly interrupted by — this ad for Baskin Robbins starring Jersey Shore mook, DJ Pauly D. I couldn’t help but think this was not a smart decision. After all, as likable as Pauly D is, …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: And Now There’s An Elephant on the Show

What happens when you take an annoying six-year-old, a psychotic crystal enthusiast, a pair of giant boobs, and one very large elephant and put them together? You get a party at the Pratt’s! Such was the scene that unfolded midway through last night’s episode of The Hills, which saw the further psychological unraveling of Spencer. …

AMERICAN IDOL RECAP: Blame It On The Ah-AhAhAh-Ah-Ah-Actor

With only four performers left on American Idol, the producers threw two wrenches into the mix. First, the final contestants would have to sing duets with each other — a nifty device started last year. Second, they’d have to endure the bombastic mentoring of the insufferable Jamie Foxx — a not-so-nifty device also started last …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Model Behavior

I’m happy to report that things were a touch more interesting this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It’s still not scintillating TV, but at least I felt somewhat engaged this second episode. Most of the activity centered around either the Manzo kids (who are still winsome and utterly likable) or the modeling …