After the craziness of last week’s Jersey Shore, this latest episode was tame in comparison. Nothing really happened, and what did happen involved people crying in self-pity. I swear the entire episode could have been scored with a wallowing violin. In some ways I enjoyed all the teary madness, mainly because the producers clearly were …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: One Night Standoffs
I was traveling last week; so I haven’t recapped the previous two episodes of Jersey Shore, but fear not — I’m taking care of both right here. After all, it’s not like we need two individual entries to describe what was basically the same activity over and over again. I of course am referring to …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Free At Last!
Coming off last Monday’s wonderfully goofy Jersey Shore that featured Snooki face planting into the sands of Seaside Heights, it was inevitable that we’d be due for a less interesting follow-up episode. Indeed, Thursday’s latest installment was a touch forgettable, even if it was still immensely entertaining. The action began with Snooki locked up in …
Ep. 13: Banter With Ben and Lisa
We’re baaaaaack. After a two month hiatus, Lisa and I have convened once again to podcast, and this time around, the fun took place in my kitchen. Yes, while I made a dish for a dinner party, Lisa and I bantered away, discussing everything from vampires to zombies to Jersey Shore to German vocab. We’re …
What Happened To J-Woww’s Face?
Something happened to J-Woww’s face. She looks slimmer — that’s for sure. But that’s not all. Celebrity Magnet nabbed this photo of the Jersey Shore starlet over the weekend at Snooki’s birthday party, and from what we can see, it appears as though J-Woww’s face is more angular (and tanner) than ever before. Mere weight …
JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Miami Just Got 12.5% Less Awful
Ding dong the bitch is dead! Or at least headed back to Staten Island. That’s right, Angelina finally packed her bags and marched out of the crab-den that is the Jersey Shore South Beach home (oh sorry, spoiler alert), thus allowing us to have perhaps a few episodes of peace and quiet before this Florida …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Fight Night In Miami (a.k.a. The Episode I Made My Mom Watch)
The latest episode of Jersey Shore was surprisingly sweet and poignant — as much as the show can be — with Vinny falling in love with an unattainable club dancer named Ramona, but alas, MTV hasn’t posted photos of that episode; so I’ll dig back a show earlier to last Thursday which saw perhaps the …
JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Letter Signed, Sealed, Delivered.
At long last, the much hyped, ill-advised, totally inflammatory LETTER was delivered on this week’s episode of Jersey Shore., and as expected, it made waves. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, let me fill you in: resident ‘roid abuser / Lollipop Guild member Ronnie has been fooling around with girls at …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Sammi Gets A Message From Alcoholics Anonymous
Idiocy ran rampant on last night’s Jersey Shore, but then again, what else is new? (And no, “idiocy” is not a code word for “herpes”). We once again were privy to the trials and tribulations of Ronnie and Sammi (or RAMMI) as they continued to fight and make up and fight and make up. They’re …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Smoosh Smoosh in the Bush
I’m proud to report that so far, Jersey Shore seems to be surviving its second season surprisingly well. The fame that we thought would totally ruin the magic of the first go-around hasn’t actually spoiled things too much; although, the guys seem a bit more self-aware when it comes to conjuring up amusing acronyms. Nothing …
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