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Big Brother was totally crazy last night, but not for any reasons that advanced the game. That stuff — the Veto, the strategizing — all took a backseat to the pandemonium that was Pandora’s Box, The Sequel. Tempted by a daylong getaway in Malibu that he assumed he could share with Rachel, Brendon opened Pandora’s …
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey may be wrapping up on Monday, but fear not: Bravo has some familiar lady faces for us to get psyched about. That’s right, I’m talking about the one and only Real Housewives of Atlanta, which makes its triumphant return on October 4th. In anticipation of this sacred day on …
Apologies for the delay on the Real Housewives of DC photocap. My Directv receiver failed to record the show for reasons that are too tedious and banal to describe. I eventually caught up, and so here I am now, a few days late, but still excited about the show nonetheless. The scuttlebutt on the street …
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Once a season, some guy on Big Brother gets caught pleasuring himself, and for this latest iteration, it appears as though Lane is our lucky victim. The redneck turtle-killer was caught on the feeds last night enjoying some extreme pleasure in the shower that we’ll assume came from self-gratification (unless he merely enjoys fiddling with …
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LITERALLY, oh my God. Disaster struck Team Zoe on last night’s episode of The Rachel Zoe Project as Rach attempted to assemble a ninety-look fashion fundraiser in three days’ time. During a blizzard. DURING FUCKING FASHION WEEK. And here I thought Kim D’s thirty-look bonanza for Posche on The Real Housewives of New Jersey was …
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The Italian odyssey continued on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as the Giudice, Manzo, and Laurita clans all escaped the cruise ship and headed inland for a family reunion of epic proportions. Actually, it wasn’t so much a reunion as it was a giant kiss-fest, with seemingly twenty minutes of airtime dedicated to people …
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How much does The Real Housewives of New Jersey need Danielle? THIS MUCH. Reports are zipping through the Internets that crazy reality star / sex tape vixen Danielle Staub has been fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. This is somewhat shocking news, mostly because Danielle is the only one who makes this Garden …
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Not so long ago, I asked the readers to help me decide whether I should get a slow cooker or an ice cream machine from CSN Stores, who had graciously offered me a gift certificate to use in return for a product review. It was a divisive debate, and when I opted for the slow …
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With Rachel going home on last week’s eviction episode of Big Brother, two things were certain: the show would be less interesting, and Brendon’s days were numbered. Of course, the latter point hinged on Brendon losing the Head of Household competition, and guess what? He won! Oh sorry. Spoiler. After untangling a giant mass of …
I’m proud to report that so far, Jersey Shore seems to be surviving its second season surprisingly well. The fame that we thought would totally ruin the magic of the first go-around hasn’t actually spoiled things too much; although, the guys seem a bit more self-aware when it comes to conjuring up amusing acronyms. Nothing …
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