REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: Kim Zolciak Defies Death By Laser

Things were a little bonkers on The Real Housewives of Atlanta last night. First and foremost we had Kim Zolciak, who continues to be the laziest woman alive… and proud of it. I don’t know if that’s a virtue or a flaw, but I’m leaning towards the latter. In this latest installment of KimberLEIGH’s reasons …

Sally Jesse Raphael Takes On ‘Jersey Shore’

I’m not sure what possessed former talk show queen Sally Jesse Raphael to release a parody video of Jersey Shore, but the daytime star did it anyway, and I’m happy to report that it’s as bizarre as you’d think it would be. Just about the only thing stranger would be if she were to put …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Atlanta’s Got Talent

Usually we only get one episode per season of Kim Zolciak trying to sing, but thankfully, we got a bonus dose of her “instrument” this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim reunited with her vocal coach from season one, Jan, and attempted to take on her newest single, “The Ring Didn’t Mean A …

SURVIVOR PHOTOCAP: Nothing Left To Suck

Quitters never win, and winners never quit. But I suppose trite sayings like that don’t matter much when you’re stuck on a beach in Central America for twenty-eight days with no food or shelter and you weight about twenty-five pounds. That’s the lesson I’ve learned watching the latest episode of Survivor: Nicaragua, which featured two …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTOCAP: Love Springs Eternal

Love was in the air on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. In an attempt to cheer up the perpetually crestfallen Kim Richards, Lisa decided to play matchmaker and pair the former child star with a tall British chap with a giant head and squinty eyes. We weren’t sure if this coupling would result …

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Go Hunting For Ghosts. For Real.

Someone had the genius idea of sticking The Real Housewives of Atlanta on SyFy’s dumb Ghost Hunters show. The result is the clip above, which isn’t really as hilarious as I’d want it to be but still quite funny, if only because it’s Nene, Kim, and Shereé looking for and at times communicating with ghosts. …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Doctored Situations

Last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was all about medical intrigue. On the one hand, we had Phaedra finally giving birth to her oversized preemie (a.k.a her full term baby), and on the other hand, we had Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad explaining the merits of his alleged doctor title. Needless to say, both …

What Happened To J-Woww’s Face?

Something happened to J-Woww’s face. She looks slimmer — that’s for sure. But that’s not all. Celebrity Magnet nabbed this photo of the Jersey Shore starlet over the weekend at Snooki’s birthday party, and from what we can see, it appears as though J-Woww’s face is more angular (and tanner) than ever before. Mere weight …

SURVIVOR PHOTOCAP: It’s Getting Hot In Herre

It’s been a few weeks since I did a Survivor photocap, and quite frankly it’s only because I’ve been lazy. Utterly lazy. That being said, Survivor Nicaragua has been heating up lately. I’ve had some discussions with friends recently who have derided this season, with some going so far as to say it’s been one …

Angelina Releases A Song

It’s starting to become tradition that the most awful, runtiest, and/or deplorable woman on a reality show now has to release her own single in hopes of expanding her career beyond the confines of whatever basic cable network she’s stuck on. Of course, these ploys never work. It started with Heidi Montag, and was followed …