CASEY ABRAMS: Yea or Nay?

As you’ve undoubtedly heard by now, American Idol ragamuffin Casey Abrams was saved by judges Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Randy Jackson last Thursday after he wound up with the lowest vote tally of the final eleven. The move was something of a surprise, given how early along in the process we were; however, according …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: The Last Supper

To quote Snooki: WAAAH! Jersey Shore wrapped up its third season (or is it the second half of the second season?) on Thursday, and I can already feel a void in my life. A year ago, I would have said that sarcastically. Now I say it sincerely. I never thought I’d love this show as …

10 Reasons Why INA GARTEN IS NOT A MONSTER

The interwebs are abuzz over a story that beloved domestic goddess Ina Garten has refused adamantly to meet with a Make A Wish child named Enzo. The kid, who suffers from Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia, reportedly wanted to cook with Ina, but his request was denied two years in a row, the second time with a …

Martha Stewart Shows Off Her Ass on ‘The Fabulous Beekman Boys’

I seriously think I have to start watching The Fabulous Beekman Boys. I don’t know why I’m not already DVRing it. In this preview clip from next week’s show, the guys head to Martha Stewart’s Katonah estate to deliver some goats. Snarky observations about her barn ensue. They had me at “lemons.” (If nothing else, …

Nene Leakes Has Not So Kind Words For Star Jones

Nene Leakes went on Ellen and happily tore apart her Celebrity Apprentice co-star, Star Jones. The funny thing is that this was Nene holding back. Can’t wait to see the women butt heads later this season… Thanks for the heads up, Phamtastic!

‘Real Housewives of DC’ Cancelled?

Rumors are swirling that the much maligned Real Housewives of DC has been cancelled by Bravo. The series underperformed ratings-wise, and many view it as the weakest of all the Housewives installments (although, I still contend that it wasn’t that bad, and the reunion was rather epic). A source close to the action told Radaronline.com …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: What About Your Friendssssss?

Bravo did a bold thing last night: they aired an episode of The Real Housewives of Miami without Elsa Patton! For shame! I suppose they made up for it by giving us a whole thirty-minutes of the series’ breakout star on Watch What Happens Live!, and yes, I did watch what happened, and yes it …