JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Fight Night In Miami (a.k.a. The Episode I Made My Mom Watch)

The latest episode of Jersey Shore was surprisingly sweet and poignant — as much as the show can be — with Vinny falling in love with an unattainable club dancer named Ramona, but alas, MTV hasn’t posted photos of that episode; so I’ll dig back a show earlier to last Thursday which saw perhaps the …

Kim G Attempts To Woo The Situation, Fails

If ever there were to be a Jersey Shore / Real Housewives of New Jersey crossover, I’m hoping it won’t be like this. Our favorite cast member wannabe Kim G recently attempted to reverse that whole “elderly” image thing she’s got going on by soliciting Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino over Twitter. Her offer: if The …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Letter Signed, Sealed, Delivered.

At long last, the much hyped, ill-advised, totally inflammatory LETTER was delivered on this week’s episode of Jersey Shore., and as expected, it made waves. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, let me fill you in: resident ‘roid abuser / Lollipop Guild member Ronnie has been fooling around with girls at …

Meet The New Cast Member of ‘Jersey Shore’

It’s official: MTV has replaced Angelina on Jersey Shore, and while that news broke a few weeks ago, we finally now have video of the new girl, Deena Nicole Cortese. First impressions: the girl makes pumpkins look like snowballs (too forced?). She’s about as orange as a human can get — and then some. Nevertheless, …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Sammi Gets A Message From Alcoholics Anonymous

Idiocy ran rampant on last night’s Jersey Shore, but then again, what else is new? (And no, “idiocy” is not a code word for “herpes”). We once again were privy to the trials and tribulations of Ronnie and Sammi (or RAMMI) as they continued to fight and make up and fight and make up. They’re …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Smoosh Smoosh in the Bush

I’m proud to report that so far, Jersey Shore seems to be surviving its second season surprisingly well. The fame that we thought would totally ruin the magic of the first go-around hasn’t actually spoiled things too much; although, the guys seem a bit more self-aware when it comes to conjuring up amusing acronyms. Nothing …

Movieline Makes The Inevitable ‘Jersey Shore’ / Super Mario Bros. Connection

I didn’t photocap Jersey Shore last week because a) I was traveling, and b) nothing really happened beyond a ridiculous argument, courtesy of Angelina. Don’t worry though. I will soon be ramping up my Jersey coverage, and in the meantime, please enjoy the wonderful parallels that my friend Louis at Movieline has drawn between the …

It’s The New ‘Jersey Shore’ Trailer!

Grab some bronzer: the official trailer for season two of Jersey Shore is here, and it looks like the kids have brought all their STDs down to Miami Beach for another successful round of drama. It’s hard to tell if the show can survive the media onslaught that these once naïve kids endured over the …

Check Out The First Thirteen Minutes of ‘Jersey Shore’

Grab the antibacterial lotion! It’s almost time for Jersey Shore to make its triumphant return. Chances are the second season will be nowhere as good as the first (assuming, of course, you thought the first was good), but nevertheless, it will surely still make for interesting TV. On the heels of last night’s MTV Movie …