Grab some bronzer: the official trailer for season two of Jersey Shore is here, and it looks like the kids have brought all their STDs down to Miami Beach for another successful round of drama. It’s hard to tell if the show can survive the media onslaught that these once naïve kids endured over the past six months, but at the very least, it looks like there’ll be plenty of partying, fighting, and Snooki-isms to entertain us for a few weeks.

The full trailer (not to be confused with the sneak peak I had posted a few weeks ago) after the jump:

4 replies on “It’s The New ‘Jersey Shore’ Trailer!”

  1. Hahahahah! I should probably be ashamed I love this show so much, but I’m not. I want nothing more this season than to see the downfall of Sammi. I’ll probably feel the same way about Angelina once I have to put up with her whiny voice again. But I dislike Sammi with a fiery passion. Go get some confidence and try being single for ten minutes.

    And Vinny’s the best un-tapped (literally) resource in the house. I’m glad Snooki took her sore vagina and captured the flag!

  2. oh it hurts my vagina.
    do you want to get down?
    no i like.
    i loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove snooki.

  3. I’ll be back just to see if Angie is still sporting matching designer Hefty luggage. Snookis poof scares the hell outta me.

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