WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 12 — ‘Watch What Happens Live: All Stars’ Is A Hot Mess

If you saw even just a minute of “Watch What Happens Live: All Stars,” you know that we’re going to tear it apart. This week, Ronnie, Matt, and I go to town on the “star-studded” Bravo disaster — from the musical performances to the games. Then it’s off to Housewives land as we chat about …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 10 – Talking Camille Grammer, Atlanta, OC, and Shahs

This week, Matt Whitfield and I are joined by Lisa Timmons to discuss a large variety of Bravo gossip, including Camille Grammar’s recent departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We also discuss the upcoming NJ season, Bravo upfronts, and Kim Zolciak’s pregnancy before recapping four shows this week: Real Housewives of Atlanta and …

Ashley from ‘Real Housewives of NJ’ Gets In Dustup at Hollywood CVS

This just in! My spies out in the field have texted me this VERY pressing matter: “Spotted: Ashley from NJ hwives at CVS on hwood n la brea being yelled at by security!!! (But they let her go. Dunno wha happened!)” My friend went on to text that she had “bad cake makeup on.” Dunh …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ REUNION PHOTOCAP: Teresa Continues to Defy Logic, Intelligence

Bravo aired the second part of its Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special last night, and it was more or less the same stuff we saw last week: ceaseless Teresa bashing with an occasional moment of levity (ie. Caroline scratching her ass, which was actually just more Teresa bashing). Don’t get me wrong: I …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ REUNION PHOTOCAP: Teresa Faces The Fire

Here’s a fun fact that my friend jash filled me in on: the character of “Boo” from Super Mario Bros. is actually called “Teresa” in Japan. It sort of makes sense if you think about it. After all, Teresa Giudice bears many similarities to that pixelated fiend. They’re both evil, they both have fangs, and …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Closing The Book on Another Season

The long and wonderful season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey came to an end this week, but not without one last dose of drama. And this wasn’t just any drama. This was BOOK drama — the kind these Jersey girls specialize in. This time around, the offending author was Teresa, whose cook book …

The Entire Real Housewives of NJ Cast Will Be Back… Allegedly.

Everyone is back, according to Andy Cohen. My DVR had some issues while I was off in New York, which meant I missed an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Luckily, we have this critical news to hold us over through the long national nightmare that is my TV viewing tardiness. In case you …

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 2-3: Fired Wives, Taylor Armstrong, and More Michaele Salahi

Video streaming by Ustream We recorded another episode of Housewife Hoedown today, and joining me in the studio were Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! and comedian Amy Phillips, whose parody of Rachel Zoe not only took the internet by storm but also landed her a guest spot on The Rachel Zoe Project last year. Anyway, Amy, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Caribbean Queens

After months of buildup, the entire cast (minus Ashley, who was too dumb to get her passport in order so she could go on a FREE vacay) headed down to Punta CaƱa to enjoy sun, waves, and plenty of booze. It looked like a rather wonderful time, and for the most part, there seemed to …