This is almost too bizarre to be true. The millionaire owner of the Segway company, James Heselden, died this weekend after accidentally driving his Segway OFF A CLIFF. This does not bode well for security guards at the Grand Canyon. Further details here. Thanks jash for the heads up.
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TOP CHEF JUST DESSERTS PHOTOCAP: The Red Hots Are For Everyone’s Mommy
Anyone who watched Top Chef: Just Desserts and Survivor last night found themselves knee-deep in perhaps two of the most entertaining hours of reality TV in months and months. Both shows were absolutely hilarious and amazing on Wednesday, with Just Desserts delivering perhaps the strangest mental breakdown in Bravo history. Now listen — I adored …
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COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK: Jessica Rabbit
Last week, after having purchased Organic, Shaken, and Stirred by Paul Abercrombie, I decided I would slowly make my way through the book, endeavoring to make at least one new cocktail a week. I started with a delicious basil margarita, which I’ve since made two more times to equally rave reviews. For this week’s cocktail, …
Lane Has a Private Moment on ‘Big Brother’ (He Masturbates)
Once a season, some guy on Big Brother gets caught pleasuring himself, and for this latest iteration, it appears as though Lane is our lucky victim. The redneck turtle-killer was caught on the feeds last night enjoying some extreme pleasure in the shower that we’ll assume came from self-gratification (unless he merely enjoys fiddling with …
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Ep. 07: Banter with Ben and Lisa
We’re back with another episode of Banter with Ben and Lisa. This time around we talk more about The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but there’s some brief discussion of The Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and other fine establishments tucked away at the back of the show. Hope you enjoy! [powerpress]
Ep. 06: Banter with Ben and Lisa
We’re back with another podcast of Banter with Ben and Lisa. As usual, we’re talking about The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and joining us yet again is jash, who manages to let out a hearty guffaw or two, despite having his mouth all sutured up from oral surgery. This episode is not without drama …
ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Slow Cooker Galbi Tacos
Not too long ago, I received a slow cooker from CSN Stores (who have a lovely variety of table lamps, I should note), and I was quite excited to put it to use. Sadly though, I totally messed up my debut dish after attempting to execute a dutch oven recipe in my new device. The …
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Kelly Cutrone Oversleeps, Lacks Coffee. HEADS WILL ROLL.
There’s no Kell on Earth or The City on TV these days; so where can we get our weekly dose of Kelly Cutrone? The Internet, of course! Specifically The Huffington Post where Kelly posted this angry screed of a video which documents the alleged bungling of a wake-up call and a request for coffee by …
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Ep. 05: Banter with Ben and Lisa
Surprise, surprise! We’re back with another episode of Banter with Ben and Lisa in less than a week’s time. The reason behind our speedy return: what else? The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Rather than wait until the end of the week to discuss, analyze, critique, and generally tear apart the show, Lisa and I …
Ep. 04: Banter with Ben and Lisa
We’re back with another episode of Banter with Ben and Lisa! This time we once again tackle the Real Housewives of New Jersey, fastidiously dissecting the epic fight on this week’s latest episode. Joining us in the “studio” is jash, who is good for several hearty guffaws and witty asides. I can assure you all …