Charlie Sheen Got Fired… But Why?

In case you didn’t hear, Charlie Sheen got dumped by Warner Bros. television yesterday (that might explain the vacant parking spot). It seems pretty obvious why the beleaguered actor lost his job (insert “duh, winning” joke here), but now we have some concrete details behind the termination. Turns out WB wasn’t just upset at Sheen’s …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Fun With Spirits, Both Alcoholic and Evil

The original ladies are back! The Real Housewives of Orange County premiered last night, which meant the women who kicked off a Bravo-lution are back. Of course, calling them “original” is highly misleading as only one cast member (Vicki) remains from the initial cast, and not even she seems to be composed of all her …

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE PHOTOCAP: Circus of the Stars

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is back, and it may be the single best thing on TV right now.

‘After Lately’ Promises Amusing Potential For E!

Chelsea Handler fans rejoice: the acerbic comedienne is expanding her brand with a new mockementary show called After Lately. The series follows Chelsea and her writers backstage through a tongue-and-cheek series of exploits, with the premiere episode focusing on a heated competition to land a spot on Ms. Handler’s swanky private jet. I was lucky …

Random Reality Stars From The Fig & Olive Opening

The Los Angeles branch (pun INTENDED) of Fig & Olive restaurant opened last night, and I was lucky enough to be invited to the swanky event. The bash featured a full-on red carpet, which I walked with my cohort, and I’m happy to report that absolutely none of the three paparazzi who were standing there …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Doing It For The Kids

The second episode of The Real Housewives of Miami aired last night, and I’m afraid we’ve yet to see much stirring drama. It wasn’t a total wash — there was some amusing crap that went down — but this season has yet to get its sea legs so far. With any luck, next week’s installment …

Housewives Hoedown: Episode 10

Video streaming by Ustream Greetings from sunny Los Angeles. Flipit from TVgasm joined me once again this afternoon in yet another episode of Housewives Hoedown. We spent a majority of the show discussing The Real Housewives of Miami, which really meant we spent most of the time talking in Elsa Patton’s accent. Let’s face it: …

AMAZING RACE PHOTOCAP: You Shall ‘Roo The Day

The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business continued its aforementioned unfinished business this week as the teams continued to trek through Australia. The added twist this time, however, was that the gang had to spend an arduous portion of the leg dressed as silly kangaroos, replete with bouncy shoes. It was really just the producers’ attempt to …