To quote Snooki: WAAAH! Jersey Shore wrapped up its third season (or is it the second half of the second season?) on Thursday, and I can already feel a void in my life. A year ago, I would have said that sarcastically. Now I say it sincerely. I never thought I’d love this show as …
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30 Angry Sammi Sweetheart Faces
Anyone who watches Jersey Shore knows that when Sammi Sweetheart (née Giancola) is upset, she gets one hell of a sneer on her face. The effect is comical enough on its own, but it’s even more amusing when Sammi slaps on some clown makeup. Those eyebrows go up, that nose crinkles, and suddenly Sammi looks …
JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: A Not So Dormant Situation
Guess what? Sammi and Ronnie fought on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore! Who would have thunk it? Things had started off so peacefully for the two idiots too. Actually, not really. The show opened with them still arguing over the whole Arvin situation from last week, and in case you forgot, the allegations were …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: The Situation Caught That Bitch
It was a return to the Ron and Sam show on last night’s Jersey Shore. For three-quarters of the episode, everything was fine and dandy between the two idiots; although, clearly drama was on the horizon — and I’m not just saying that because I saw the previews. The two slowly began to fall into …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Thank Goodness MTV Doesn’t Broadcast in Smell-O-Vision
Oh snap! I just realized it’s Thursday, and I hadn’t done my Jersey Shore photocap from last week yet! I blame this squarely on the barista competition I judged which not only put me behind schedule, but also had me in a world of hurt last Thursday night. It’s like I blocked out any and …
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Jimmy Fallon Heads To The ‘Jersey Floor’
In case you missed this last week, check out this pretty spot-on parody of Jersey Shore by Jimmy Fallon. It all comes down to Rachel Dratch in the seminal role of Snooki… Thanks to VancouverDeb for the heads up!
JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: The Calm Before The Storm?
This week’s episode of Jersey Shore was a fairly low-key event. There was no fighting, no significant cockblocking, no noteworthy smooshing, no drunken foolishness. Just our favorite over-tanned buddies hanging out and having a good time. As a result, the installment veered on the boring side, but I gotta admit that I enjoyed the laziness …
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QUICK HIT: DJ Pauly D Strips Down For Ellen
For all those curious about DJ Pauly D’s tattoos, Ellen Degeneres goaded the Jersey Shore star into taking off his shirt and giving her a full tour of his ink. It’s a surprisingly affable clip (although, considering that both Pauly D and Ellen rank high on the affable-o-meter, I guess it’s not THAT surprising).
Sammi and Ronnie Are Back Together, Pathetic
You’d think that after Ronnie destroyed Sammi’s belongings and stomped on her glasses, she’d get the hint that maybe the dude is a touch abusive. But the two Jersey Shore stars are back together once again, and even worse, Sammi continues to make excuses for Ronnie’s behavior. She tells Us Magazine “He’s a good person… …
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MTV Shows The Situation Doing Coke, Allegedly
We got a situation here. During last week’s episode of Jersey Shore, roving cameras caught Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino snorting what appeared to be coke off his gold crucifix. Either that or he truly enjoys smelling Jesus. Fork Party, who first noticed the peculiar sniffing, states that “Radar Online knows the identity of the Jersey …
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