30 Angry Sammi Sweetheart Faces

Anyone who watches Jersey Shore knows that when Sammi Sweetheart (née Giancola) is upset, she gets one hell of a sneer on her face. The effect is comical enough on its own, but it’s even more amusing when Sammi slaps on some clown makeup. Those eyebrows go up, that nose crinkles, and suddenly Sammi looks …

JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: A Not So Dormant Situation

Guess what? Sammi and Ronnie fought on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore! Who would have thunk it? Things had started off so peacefully for the two idiots too. Actually, not really. The show opened with them still arguing over the whole Arvin situation from last week, and in case you forgot, the allegations were …

SURVIVOR PHOTOCAP: CBS Gives Us An Eyeful

Survivor: Redemption Island continues to be a very strong season full of shifting social gameplay and surprising outcomes. I’m still amazed that the show can be so fresh. The same can’t be said for Phillip’s underwear, whose color has quietly faded but whose glory remains intact. Yes, we were treated to another montage of Phillip …

AMERICAN IDOL RECAP: They Were Born This Way

It’s sad when the highlight of ‘Idol’ is a girl smudging lipstick all over her face…

TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: Conch Blocked

It’s getting down to the wire on Top Chef: All Stars, and I’m most dismayed to report that Mike Isabella has been coming on strong so far. How did this happen? Coming in to this week’s episode, he had already beaten out a Voltaggio in one challenge and taken home the big prize for another. …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Babes, Pig In The City

Good morning! I say good morning because chances are you just woke up from the coma that Real Housewives of Miami may have put you in last night. The buzz on the show is bad — possibly worse than DC — and while I think it’s not AS bad as people say, last night’s episode …

HOUSEWIVES HOEDOWN, EPISODE 12: Talking About The New Housewife

Video streaming by Ustream Hey everyone — in case you missed it, we taped another episode of Housewives Hoedown this afternoon. Check it out as Ronnie and I break down all the latest from the Real Housewives of Miami and Orange County. Plus, some dish on the latest New Jersey gossip. No callers this week, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: New Faces, Old Drama

We had a fresh new face on Sunday’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and no, I’m not talking about the annual “renewal” these women go through. We actually had a real new face in the form (and I use that word as grotesquely as possible) of Peggy Tanous. She’s the new blondie on the block, …

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE PHOTOCAP: One For The Books

It just gets better. Celebrity Apprentice continues to be absolutely, unequivocally amazing. The second episode brought oodles of friction to the women’s team as the rift between Lisa and Star Jones full-on fissured into a great divide. Throw in a dash of egoism, courtesy of Dionne Warwick (not to mention some cheery ignorance about deaf …