REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: New Year, Old Mooks

The Holiday Season continues on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Christmas is over, and New Years has arrived. This can only mean one thing: mass drunkenness. Yes, the entire cast gathered at the Brownstone to ring in 2011, and despite what the previews had suggested, there was very little by way of drama. Richie …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The House Is Shaken, Not Stirred

It’s a new week in the Big Brother house, and the power has gloriously shifted to the underdogs. Many readers don’t seem to care for Kalia based on her questionable eating practices (she apparently eats other people’s food), incessant gossiping, and infinite crying. However, all this stuff happens on the feeds, which I’m still woefully …

The Inevitable ‘Saved By The Bell’ YouTube Interactive Video Game

THIS is amazing. The Finer Bros. (Benny and Rafi) have created an 8-bit Nintendo-esque verison of Saved By The Bell, but this video is more than that. It’s an actual game you can play. Think of it as a really colorful version of Choose Your Adventure. Via The Daily What

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Hug It Out

Oh the joys of Big Brother. After dominating the house for so many weeks, the Veterans finally saw their numbers take a hit last night when two of them — Brendon and Jordan — faced down elimination, thanks to dissent in their ranks (Daniele). Even worse for the likes of anti-floater advocate Rachel, their fates …

The Kim Zolciak Text Controversy

This just in from the Real Housewives of Atlanta rumor mill. It’s a gossipy item featuring love, lust, jealousy, and text messages. Here’s the story, fresh from our very own Jennifer#####, who writes: This morning I had a flat tire, and the roadside assistance guy told me a great story. Last night they were called …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Brendon Gets A Little Head

Brenchel has been backed into a corner on Big Brother, and I thought for sure this would lead to some major Rachel fireworks, but the scientist was rather subdued in her post-nomination emotions. Sure, she compared herself to Excalibur (playing upon Daniele’s bungling of the metaphor “you drew first blood” — she said “first sword”), …

VIDEO: Drunk Russians + Dolphins = Inevitable Chaos

And now the inevitable answer to the age-old question: “What would happen if a bunch of drunk Russians went to an aquarium?” It’s kind of like the Pacers vs. the Pistons, but with more slapstick. I can only imagine what the dolphin thought of this mess. Via Fark

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC REUNION PHOTOCAP: Money Can’t Buy You Maturity

Everyone knows I love me some Real Housewives of New York City, and I love me some reunion too. But this madness has reached a new low. I thought last week’s ninety-minute bitchfest represented a new low for the franchise, but it was nothing compared to last night’s parade of squabbling, which managed to make …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: On The Twelfth Episode of Christmas, Bravo Gave To Me…

If I’m not mistaken, Sunday night’s episode marked the end of Christmas on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I never thought it would happen! However, just because it took weeks upon weeks to slog through the holidays, I have to admit that I actually kind of enjoyed all of it. I don’t think a …

THE QUAFF: Ginger Cocktail Showdown

Recently, I purchased the book Left Coast Libations, which proudly culls cocktail recipes from a wide swath of mixologists in Los Angeles (way too under-represented), San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, and Vancouver. I absolutely loved the concept of the book — finally, I could emulate cocktails from The Roger Room here in LA or Bourbon and …