BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Going Through A Hot Spell

We’re only on the third episode of Big Brother 12, but already I’m starting to form some strong opinions about the cast. For instance, I can already tell you who I hate. Aside from Andrew, who is beyond annoying, I’m finding that Hayden is kind of the worst. Not only does he scream unnecessarily in …

THE HILLS FINALE PHOTOCAP: Goodbye, Sweet Hills

I already posted a recap of The Hills finale, but MTV hadn’t posted pics yet from the episode. Now they’re up, which means that I can put a close to The Hills with one last photocap for old time’s sake. After the jump, the end of an era. Sniff sniff…

THE HILLS FINALE RECAP: The Rest Is Still Unwritten

And now it’s over. Last night, The Hills sadly went off the air, capping a television season that saw many heavy hitters (Lost, 24, and Law & Order) go the way of the dodo. It was a bittersweet moment for me. Bitter because the show I had loved (and occasionally loved to hate) was now …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Fight Night In New Jersey

Hair pulling is the new table flipping. So I guess this is the way it goes with The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Like last year, we had to wait an entire boring season in order to get to the good stuff at the end. Granted, I don’t know how many episodes are left of …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Power Struggles Begin

I had some doubts when I saw the cast for Big Brother 12 — I thought everyone seemed all so young, so white, so generic. However, I’m happy to report that so far, the season is pretty good! The personalities are meshing nicely, and quite frankly, the whole Saboteur twist, while gimmicky, has actually kept …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Summer of Sabotage Is Upon Us!

It’s baaaaaaacck! Big Brother has returned to the airwaves, and I can now officially kiss my social life goodbye because for the rest of the summer, I will be hopelessly devoted to the show in the worst possible way. In fact, the ridiculous fanaticism has already begun. Last night I gathered with my Big Brother …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: Time To Hit Craigslist, Whitney!

I nearly fainted in horror when I heard those dreaded words at the end of this week’s episode of The City. You know what I’m talking about: “Next week on the season finale.” Nooooooo!!! It can’t be over already! This wonderful gem must continue on. Give us five more episodes, MTV. Ten! Twelve! Alas, our …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: A Fashion Show With No Fashions! (But Plenty Of Tension)

At long last, The Real Housewives of New Jersey delivered a good episode last night. I suppose we can thank Kim D for that. After all, without her very classy fashion show for POSCHE, we never would have been privy to the ridiculous sequence of events that led up to last night’s much hyped (and …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: Audrina’s Lazy Susan of Douchebags Brings Justin Bobby Back Into The Fold

I’m loving The Hills these days. Kristin’s bitchy demeanor has come into its own (much as it did on her second season of Laguna Beach), and the introduction of this Allie Lutz girl has been nothing but pure entertainment. It’s somewhat tragic that we seem to be limited to only one run-in per week between …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Proud Mamas and Tricky Boobs

It’s always a little sad when the supporting characters are more fascinating than the leads, and that’s exactly what’s happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to the colorful twits coming in and out of these people’s lives, we actually have something mildly entertaining to watch these days — starting with the two-headed …