BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Outrageous Fortunes

Matt is supposed to be the diabolical genius on Big Brother 12, but so far, we’ve yet to see an inkling of smarts. All he’s done is nominate two “floaters,” which is perfectly fine, but let’s be real here. You can’t talk about how much of a mastermind you are if you’re gonna make such …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Milestones All Around

For the first time in weeks, we had an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey featuring almost none of the Kims (aside from a brief Kim G cameo), and guess what? It wasn’t nearly as fun. That being said, it wasn’t a total snoozefest either. The focused on three milestone moments: Joe and …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Surfing To The Win

I won’t lie. Sunday’s episode of Big Brother was a little dullsville. The endurance competition for HoH went on for what felt like an eternity, and maybe it’s because I already knew the outcome, but it just felt bland. I suppose that’s because we’re midway through our third week in the house, and there are …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Catty Fate of Clawed Monet

Last night’s eviction episode of Big Brother 12 seemed like it would lead to an obvious outcome. Matt was the pawn and Monet the target. It was pretty cut-and-dry as to how things would all shake out. After all, Matt had an entire secret alliance behind him whereas Monet had… a crabby bestie who cries …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Monet’s Bad Impression

Big Brother 12 has yet to provide us with any screaming matches or backyard fisticuffs, but that’s okay because what this season lacks in altercations, it more than makes up for with pure cattiness. And at the center of the cattiness are Monet and Britney, the two awful snots who seem to spend all their …

TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: Farm Fresh

I’m having a really difficult time with this season of Top Chef. My problem is that I actually like almost all the chefs quite a bit, and I find myself irrationally sad when one gets the boot. Even worse, every episode that I assertively decide that I like a particularly person, he or she goes …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Danielle Fights Back

It took about seven episodes, but The Real Housewives of New Jersey is finally in that ridiculous, campy place it should have always been. This week’s show took place in the wake of last week’s epic brawl, and now that the dust had settled, it was time for Danielle to seek her revenge. Unsurprisingly, she …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Mean Girls Are Off The Walls

I’m very happy about something on Big Brother 12. We got the makings of an epic catfight in the near future. Between Britney, Monet, and Rachel, there’s certain to be some shrieking dustup sooner rather than later, and when that happens, it’s going to be magical. You see, Britney has happily taken on the role …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Well, That Was Fun

Things don’t always go as planned on Big Brother, and for those who fear the show features way too much producer meddling, take last night’s eviction episode as an example to the contrary. Annie and Rachel were on the block, and SPOILER ALERT: one of them was the Saboteur. Needless to say, CBS could not …

THE CITY SEASON FINALE PHOTOCAP: Is Whitney Hopelessly Devoted To The Pink Ladies?

With The Hills heading off the air for good on Tuesday, not many people were talking about The City, whose latest triumphant season came to an end with quite the cliffhanger. Would Whitney stick with Kelly Cutrone, or would she dip her feet in new waters with pink-clad publicist Alison Brod. The contrast between the …