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There was a lot of stupidity on display Sunday night with the latest episode of The Real Housewives of NJ. Most of it came courtesy of the series’ two biggest idiots: Teresa and Ashley, who are vying to be the most hideous creatures currently on Bravo (at least until Larsa Pippen returns to the airwaves). …
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And the power shifts once again. The two alliances on Big Brother 13 continued their rather civil war last night as Team Kalia-Dani-Porsche (a.k.a KDP, which sounds like Katy P, which makes me think of Katy Perry — oh gosh, I’m doing too many Jordan captions) found themselves back on the bottom of the totem …
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times for Brenchel. No sooner had Brendon returned to the Big Brother house, he was up on the block, facing eviction for the second time in three weeks. Alas, such is the cruel fate for lovers in reality TV. Pairs must be broken up, …
After weeks of playing all sides of the house, Shelly finally felt some heat on last night’s Big Brother. Oddly enough, it was she who brought it on herself. After having been nominated by Daniele, Shelly went on a warpath to clear the record about an alleged pact she had with Brenchel to go to …
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For several weeks, I’ve wanted the newbies on Big Brother to band together and dismantle the Veterans and their total dominance. I’m starting to think that will never, ever happen. Much like on Survivor when the producers bring back former castaways, the new kids seem to be in awe of the vets, and they’re so …
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Last night’s episode of Big Brother was utterly frustrating, full of dumb decisions, annoying outcomes, and questionable situations. It had me rolling my eyes and gritting my teeth. I was so angry. In other words, it was a great episode. Being a Big Brother fan means enduring hideous things, often in the form of watching …
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If you missed last night’s episode of Big Brother, let me sum it up for you real quickly: everyone cried, and then Kalia and Lawon did something super dumb. I suppose if you want more details, keep reading…
Our favorite gelled up, boob-inflated mooks from Seaside Heights returned late last week with the rousing season premiere of Jersey Shore. This time, the gang headed East to the motherland, Italy, for some back-to-roots boozing and bacchanalia. I wasn’t sure how the rather refined locale of Florence would work on this decidedly low-market show, but …
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It’s a new week in the Big Brother house, and the power has gloriously shifted to the underdogs. Many readers don’t seem to care for Kalia based on her questionable eating practices (she apparently eats other people’s food), incessant gossiping, and infinite crying. However, all this stuff happens on the feeds, which I’m still woefully …
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Oh the joys of Big Brother. After dominating the house for so many weeks, the Veterans finally saw their numbers take a hit last night when two of them — Brendon and Jordan — faced down elimination, thanks to dissent in their ranks (Daniele). Even worse for the likes of anti-floater advocate Rachel, their fates …
