It’s starting to become tradition that the most awful, runtiest, and/or deplorable woman on a reality show now has to release her own single in hopes of expanding her career beyond the confines of whatever basic cable network she’s stuck on. Of course, these ploys never work. It started with Heidi Montag, and was followed …
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THE QUAFF: Saffron Margarita Edition
It’s time for more cocktail craziness, and this one comes replete with broken glass and DANGER. Such is the way of The Quaff. Back a few weeks ago, IndianJones was in town (when isn’t he in town? He has no friends), and so he, jash, and I all decided to make drinks. Once again we …
SHILL TIME: Katie Has A Reality Show!
IndianJones, Katie, and I me. Gray is so HOT right now. Exciting news: our old friend Katie from TVgasm has just landed her very own reality show on the TV Guide Network! We all know what this means: brrrrragggg central! But seriously, Katie is a major character, and I have no doubt she’ll be hilarious …
THE QUAFF: Green Tea Mojito Edition
When I think about Halloween, the first word that jumps into my head is “mojito.” Actually, no. That’s not the case at all. And yet for some reason, my friends Sly, IndianJones, and I decided to make a batch of mojitos before hitting the town Sunday night (it should be noted that Sly retired to …
Epic Halloween Weekend Leads To Annual Batch of Embarrassing Photos
People might not realize this, but Halloween in Los Angeles can be a crazy, crazy experience, and this past weekend was no exception. Luckily, my friends and I always seem to have a camera on hand, which means much of the ridiculousness can be documented. Sadly, we did miss some vital pics — such as …
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Afternoon Grum
For those who enjoy synth-pop-80s-throwbacks in the style of Justice or Daft Punk, I implore you all to explore Grum. The British DJ not only has a way with catchy hooks but also puts out some highly entertaining videos (like this one I posted back in July). As an added bonus, if you like what …
Of Tag Controversies and Chinese Walmarts
IndianJones, quietly awaiting recognition. About forty-five minutes ago, I posted an item about Chinese Walmarts that had been sent to me by my true friend Neil. No sooner had I posted it than my other friend IndianJones popped up to remind me that the link was in fact “OLD NEWS” on account of it apparently …
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Braylon Edwards Gets a DWI (But At Least He Still Beat The Pats)
I love stupid athletes. In a city that has arguably some of the best public transportation in the world, Jets wide receiver / professional punk Braylon Edwards got himself drunk and arrested with a boozy .19 blood alcohol level. That’s more than twice the legal limit. No surprise here: Braylon found himself in jail. The …
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COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK: Poolside Edition
In an ongoing effort to experience new and exciting beverages, I once again turned to the cocktail tome Organic, Shaken, and Stirred by Paul Abercrombie and tackled yet another drink recipe last week. This time, however, I let my friend IndianJones pick the libation of his choice (provided it featured no ingredients that I detested …
FLIGHT LIVE BLOG: Spirits In The Sky!
Well, here I am again on a trans-con flight with nothing but time on my hands. I was planning on doing something useful like work on my script or write a Jersey Shore photocap, but this flight has proven to be something of an amusing farce so far. I must live blog the events because …