HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Proud Mamas and Tricky Boobs

It’s always a little sad when the supporting characters are more fascinating than the leads, and that’s exactly what’s happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to the colorful twits coming in and out of these people’s lives, we actually have something mildly entertaining to watch these days — starting with the two-headed …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Read Danielle’s Lips — She’s Not Crazy

The loathsome women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey were back last night, and honestly, I’m starting to wish they’d all follow Dina’s lead and exit the show. They’re either boring (Jacqueline), crazy (Danielle), or idiotic (Teresa), and lately, I’m starting to think that none of them (with the exception of Dina) are really …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Threatening Situations

Oy vey. These women. The Real Housewives of New Jersey has veered into insanity, but not really the fun kind. More like the tried and true clinical kind. I guess that’s because we’re paying more and more attention to Danielle and her descent into madness. She takes everything the worst possible way, and she seems …

Ranking The Ten Worst ‘Real Housewives’ Housewives

Ranking the ten worst Real Housewives was surprisingly difficult for me as I discovered that many of the people I deemed “the worst” were actually cast members who I loved. After all, where would we be without these women? We’d be stuck with the bland Kandi Burresses and Jacqueline Lauritas of the world. Such is …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Psycho Scene at the Brownstone

I’ll just get this out of the way. There were only two truths in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey: 1) the big encounter at the Brownstone, while awkward, resulted in nothing, and 2) Danielle is officially psycho. Pay attention, puh-leez! Yes, after weeks of hype, we finally came upon the …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Bada Bing, Bada Baby

At long last, Teresa Giudice popped out a fourth baby girl on Monday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, and what a bizarre production it was. When the gaudy housewife first went into labor, she treated the process as casually as if she had to go pick up her dry-cleaning (oh shoot, I need to do …

The ‘Real Housewives’ Head To The Volcano!

That pesky volcano in Iceland is at it again, and now that air travel has been severely impacted by yet another ash cloud, I couldn’t help but think back to a photo gallery of the first eruption that my friend jash had sent me. Browsing through the pictures, I realized it was time for another …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Model Behavior

I’m happy to report that things were a touch more interesting this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It’s still not scintillating TV, but at least I felt somewhat engaged this second episode. Most of the activity centered around either the Manzo kids (who are still winsome and utterly likable) or the modeling …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Jersey Snore

The Real Housewives of New Jersey returned to the airwaves last night, thus marking the first time Bravo has inflicted on us two separate seasons of their now-trademark franchise at the same time. In theory, I love the idea of more Housewives, but in execution, I’m not totally thrilled. I think that’s in no small …

HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: No Table Flipping Here

The first part of The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special aired last night, and the predominant feeling was… eh? I knew it would be damn near impossible to live up to the televised nirvana that was The Last Supper director’s cut hour from last week, but who knew this reunion would be so …