Bravo aired the second part of its Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special last night, and it was more or less the same stuff we saw last week: ceaseless Teresa bashing with an occasional moment of levity (ie. Caroline scratching her ass, which was actually just more Teresa bashing). Don’t get me wrong: I …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ REUNION PHOTOCAP: Teresa Faces The Fire
Here’s a fun fact that my friend jash filled me in on: the character of “Boo” from Super Mario Bros. is actually called “Teresa” in Japan. It sort of makes sense if you think about it. After all, Teresa Giudice bears many similarities to that pixelated fiend. They’re both evil, they both have fangs, and …
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The Entire Real Housewives of NJ Cast Will Be Back… Allegedly.
Everyone is back, according to Andy Cohen. My DVR had some issues while I was off in New York, which meant I missed an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Luckily, we have this critical news to hold us over through the long national nightmare that is my TV viewing tardiness. In case you …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC REUNION PHOTOCAP: Money Can’t Buy You Maturity
Everyone knows I love me some Real Housewives of New York City, and I love me some reunion too. But this madness has reached a new low. I thought last week’s ninety-minute bitchfest represented a new low for the franchise, but it was nothing compared to last night’s parade of squabbling, which managed to make …
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Chenbot Appears on ‘Watch What Happens Live’; My Pop Culture World Colllide
In case you missed it on Sunday night, Julie Chen made a surprise appearance on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live, prompting many uses of the word “Chenbot” and an obligatory text from my cousin to tune in. The segment is brief but wonderful.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: The Most Vile Reunion Ever!
I love me some Real Housewives of New York City, and I love me some Bravo reunion, but even I had to admit that last night’s ninety minute special was deplorable. Don’t get me wrong — I highly enjoyed it, but these women have all gone off the deep end. Any shreds of dignity they …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC REUNION PHOTOCAP: Awful People Yelling At Awful People
For such a lackluster season, The Real Housewives of Orange County certainly ended strongly. Following the crazy season finale, we just had two back-to-back reunion episodes that were totally bonkers. The women were ready to reclaim their title as the bitchiest blondes on Bravo, and thanks to a particularly feisty Tamra, this reunion was full …
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HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN, Episode 16: Talking About The RHoNYC Premiere!
Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, today I hosted yet another episode of Housewife Hoedown, the only web talk show devoted to all things Real Housewives. Joining me this week was my friend Marcos, who shared his very own special story of meeting Lisa VanderPump. Aside from that, we discussed the NYC …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: ¡Reunion Caliente! (as told by inanimate objects)
We’ve seen a lot of trainwrecks on Bravo. Heck, the network was built on trainwrecks. But pretty much nothing comes close to the mess that was last night’s Real Housewives of Miami live reunion show. First off: some minor bitching. Bravo decided to couch the reunion into a Watch What Happens episode, and for those …
Discussing The Real Housewives of Miami, Atlanta, and Beverly Hills
Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed today’s episode of Off Script, I was once again joined by TVgasm’s Flipit (a.k.a. Ronnie Karam) as we talked about the upcoming premiere of Real Housewives of Miami as well as the season finale of Atlanta and the reunion for Beverly Hills. We also devote a significant …
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