The big news on this week’s episode of The Hills is that Kristin’s newest, biggest enemy is a cougar with a California drawl and a penchant for trespassing. Allegedly. And technically the girl isn’t a cougar. She just plays one on TV. I’m talking about Allie Lutz, a blonde mason jar of a girl who …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Threatening Situations
Oy vey. These women. The Real Housewives of New Jersey has veered into insanity, but not really the fun kind. More like the tried and true clinical kind. I guess that’s because we’re paying more and more attention to Danielle and her descent into madness. She takes everything the worst possible way, and she seems …
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What I Loved About The ‘Next Food Network Star’ Premiere
It’s certainly a good June for food TV fans. We’ve got Top Chef Masters wrapping up (sniff), Top Chef: DC gearing up, and now The Next Food Network Star amping up. Yes, the oft-overlooked but no less awesome Food Network series is back, and unlike those two other esteemed culinary competitions, this one features a …
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Check Out The First Thirteen Minutes of ‘Jersey Shore’
Grab the antibacterial lotion! It’s almost time for Jersey Shore to make its triumphant return. Chances are the second season will be nowhere as good as the first (assuming, of course, you thought the first was good), but nevertheless, it will surely still make for interesting TV. On the heels of last night’s MTV Movie …
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Teresa Giudice Is Broker Than Broke. What’s A Prostitution Whore To Do?
When it comes to finances on The Real Housewives franchise, looks can be deceiving. We’ve already heard stories of foreclosures, hardships and dubious wheelings and dealings from the likes of Nene Leakes, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Shereé Whitfield, Jeana Keough, Lynne Curtin, and Tamra Barney, but nothing compares to the insane debt amassed by Teresa and …
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THE CITY PHOTOCAP: Whitney, You’re Not The Right Fit
This week’s episode of The City was titled “Fashion with a Capital F,” but if I could give it a grade, it would be a capital A. That’s because this episode was off-the-charts awesome. It had everything we could want: Erin and Olivia fighting, Erin gossiping with her new cohort Seth, Roxy sabotaging SOMETHING, Kelly …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: And Now It’s Over
And just like that, the third fantastic season of The Real Housewives of New York City is over. Months of fighting, bickering, and getting drunk have drawn to a close, and yet I still feel little resolution. Of course, what’s worse is that we now have to wait about ten months to see these women …
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Ranking The Ten Worst ‘Real Housewives’ Housewives
Ranking the ten worst Real Housewives was surprisingly difficult for me as I discovered that many of the people I deemed “the worst” were actually cast members who I loved. After all, where would we be without these women? We’d be stuck with the bland Kandi Burresses and Jacqueline Lauritas of the world. Such is …
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Ranking The Ten Best ‘Real Housewives’ Housewives
In honor of The Real Housewives of New York City coming to a close tonight, I decided to do some list-making. That’s right: I’ve ranked the ten best Housewives of all time (to be followed shortly by the ten worst). Deciding how to order this list was a bit tricky. Do I rank the women …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: It’s The Season Finale!
I can hardly believe it. The third explosive, insane, amazing, unbelievable season of The Real Housewives of New York City is ending tonight, which means that after a reunion show or two, we’ll be left with nothing but the boring suburban ramblings of the New Jersey crew. Sadness. Okay, truth be told, we’ll also have …
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