BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Spelling Out Victory for the Vets

Not much happened on Sunday’s episode of Big Brother 13. We found out who won HOH, but it wasn’t that surprising based on how things were shaping up at the end of Thursday’s live show. SPOILER ALERT: it was Rachel. With her in power, we knew how everything would shake up: two Kalia and Porsche …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Man Down?

It’s the homestretch people, and after last night’s eviction episode of Big Brother, one of the two remaining men would be going home. Oh I just KEED. Shelly is not a man. But I’m not entirely convinced she’s a woman. At the very least, I know she could kick my ass (unless said ass-kicking required …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Hanging In There

At the end of Sunday’s episode of Big Brother, the ever curious Porsche decided to jeopardize her entire game for $5,000 by opening Pandora’s Box. In the process she managed to unleash a heinous twist on the house: duos were back for one week, which meant that pairs would be nominated as a whole and …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Getting Caught in a Shelly Game

There was so much great reality TV on Sunday: Jersey Shore, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and of course Big Brother, which aired one of its finest episodes of the season. It all centered around the MAJOR DRAMZ of Thursday’s live double-eviction show, which has since sent the house into a tailspin. To be fair, …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Double The Eviction, Double The Drama

It was the episode of the season! Last night was double eviction night on Big Brother, that glorious once-a-season event that has the houseguests scrambling to make sense of everything all at once while competing in a week’s worth of events in under and hour. It’s one of my favorite episodes of each season, which …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Zingbot Returns, Calls Shelly a Dude

The Zingbot 3000 made its triumphant return to the Big Brother house last night, and maybe it was just me, but he was even more brutal than last year. The caustic robot made fun of Jeff’s soul patch, Porsche’s ass, Dani’s daddy insecurities, Shelly’s manliness, and much more. I was a little surprised — in …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Suds & Muffins

And the power shifts once again. The two alliances on Big Brother 13 continued their rather civil war last night as Team Kalia-Dani-Porsche (a.k.a KDP, which sounds like Katy P, which makes me think of Katy Perry — oh gosh, I’m doing too many Jordan captions) found themselves back on the bottom of the totem …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Bye Bye Booki?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times for Brenchel. No sooner had Brendon returned to the Big Brother house, he was up on the block, facing eviction for the second time in three weeks. Alas, such is the cruel fate for lovers in reality TV. Pairs must be broken up, …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Shelly Longs For Vindication

After weeks of playing all sides of the house, Shelly finally felt some heat on last night’s Big Brother. Oddly enough, it was she who brought it on herself. After having been nominated by Daniele, Shelly went on a warpath to clear the record about an alleged pact she had with Brenchel to go to …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Bad News for the Newbies

For several weeks, I’ve wanted the newbies on Big Brother to band together and dismantle the Veterans and their total dominance. I’m starting to think that will never, ever happen. Much like on Survivor when the producers bring back former castaways, the new kids seem to be in awe of the vets, and they’re so …