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Author Archives: Ben Mandelker
REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Ashley Gets The Boot!
There was a lot of stupidity on display Sunday night with the latest episode of The Real Housewives of NJ. Most of it came courtesy of the series’ two biggest idiots: Teresa and Ashley, who are vying to be the most hideous creatures currently on Bravo (at least until Larsa Pippen returns to the airwaves). …
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BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Suds & Muffins
And the power shifts once again. The two alliances on Big Brother 13 continued their rather civil war last night as Team Kalia-Dani-Porsche (a.k.a KDP, which sounds like Katy P, which makes me think of Katy Perry — oh gosh, I’m doing too many Jordan captions) found themselves back on the bottom of the totem …
VIDEO: How To Wake Up Your Child, DOOM-style
This guy’s kid refused to get out of bed; so what’s a dad to do? The answer involves water and recreating the video game Doom. I like his style… Via The Daily What
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Bye Bye Booki?
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times for Brenchel. No sooner had Brendon returned to the Big Brother house, he was up on the block, facing eviction for the second time in three weeks. Alas, such is the cruel fate for lovers in reality TV. Pairs must be broken up, …
I Would Like To Do This
Dodgeball is one thing. Dodgeball with trampolines is another. Sign me up!* *I am fully aware that my general lack of athletic ability, balance, and coordination will make trampoline dodgeball a large-scale catastrophe for me, but I’m will to suffer the humiliation.
BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Shelly Longs For Vindication
After weeks of playing all sides of the house, Shelly finally felt some heat on last night’s Big Brother. Oddly enough, it was she who brought it on herself. After having been nominated by Daniele, Shelly went on a warpath to clear the record about an alleged pact she had with Brenchel to go to …
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JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Florence and the Drinking Machines
Not much happened on the latest episode of Jersey Shore, and what did happen felt all too familiar. Deena fell over. Ronnie got wasted. Sammi realized she still loved Ronnie. Deena fell over again. Situation got a blowjob. Deena fell a third time. Ronnie fell. Sammi fell. And J-Woww made coffee in the most unconventional …
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A Look Inside Bourbon & Branch
Behind the Drink: The $13 Cocktail from Liquor.com on Vimeo. Liquor.com recently posed an intriguing question that I’m sure many of us have pondered at one point or another: why must a cocktail cost $13? (heck, come to LA and prepare yourself for the $16 libation) Drinks aren’t always cheap, but the above video (shot …
Win A Signed Cookbook From Rocco DiSpirito!
Rocco’s Dinner Party may be wrapping up tonight (with special guest star Lucille II, aka Liza Minelli), but that doesn’t mean he has to disappear out of your life. I’m giving away a signed copy of his cookbook Now Eat This!, which boasts “150 of America’s Favorite Comfort Foods All Under 350 Calories.” In the …
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