REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Blonde Ambitions

This may be a shocker, but The Real Housewives of Orange County is wrapping up next week. I can’t believe twelve episodes have already gone by — especially since this season felt anything but fast. Yes, the sixth cycle of the O.C. ladies has been one of the worst yet, and I’m not totally sure …

Ep. 18: Banter with Ben and Lisa

We’re baaaaack. After a nearly two month hiatus, Lisa Timmons joined me on Friday for yet another episode of Banter with Ben and Lisa. On this podcast, we talk about Prince, Community, a fight on the subway, and some behind-the-scenes gossip from the long deceased sitcom, Three Sisters (on which I was a PA). I …

JOURNEY OF THE PRESERVED LEMONS: Chapter 4 — The Tasting, A Year Later

Just over a year ago, I had the novel idea to buy a bunch of Meyer lemons and preserve them. It seemed like a simple enough process: just cut them all up, rub them all over with salt, and then cram them into a jar with plenty of lemon juice. But given that this is …

The Best ‘Rapture’ Music Video Of The Day

There’s no better rapture song than Blondie’s quintessential hit, “Rapture,” but when it comes to YouTube videos, I prefer my rapturing to be a bit more awkward and herky-jerky. Enter Nadia Ali and her dance hit “Rapture.” Nadia — who is something of a cross between Kim Kardashian and Teresa Giudice (with a dash of …

DEAD CELEBRITIES: Macho Man Randy Savage Edition

Sad news from the world of wrestling. Macho Man Randy Savage died this morning after having suffered a heart attack behind the wheel. The wrestler — one of the most popular in the 1980s, perhaps second only to Hulk Hogan — was 58. To read more details of this untimely death and to begin your …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Thug In A Cocktail Dress Revealed!

I had been so proud of Countess LuAnn. This season of The Real Housewives of New York City, she’d pulled back on the judgmental haughtiness and returned to being simply haughty, but on tonight’s episode, the DeLesseps monster reared its ugly head. LuAnn was on a rampage all episode, and most of her rage was …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Testing Out The Pizza Stone

Recently, I acquired a complimentary pizza stone from CSN Stores with the caveat that I must review it — a task that I was more than happy to undertake. The product in question: Fox Run Craftsmen 3-Piece Round Pizza Stone Set. That’s right: this wasn’t just a stone. It was a set. Color me excited.

Danielle Staub Is A Stripper No More

With The Real Housewives of New Jersey bursting back with a vengeance on Monday, it was only a matter of time before fired cast member Danielle Staub attempted to steal away the spotlight. Well, she has, and it’s been just as sad as you’d expect. Earlier this week, the reality star announced that she’d be …