WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 27 – LuAnn’s Pumpkin Head, Sonja’s Toaster, Kathy’s Cookies, and Madison’s Voice

language NSFW There’s one less iteration of The Real Housewives on TV these days, but Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I more than make up for the cattiness with this week’s episode of Watch What Crappens. We skewer the usual targets (Sonja, LuAnn Ramona, Teresa), and this time around, we also aim …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 26 – Bonus Episode!

language nsfw Hey everyone, it’s a bonus episode of Watch What Crappens! We simply could not let the Orange County reunion pass without tearing it to shreds. Join Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and I as we talk about the best and worst moments from the second part of the RHoOC reunion. After …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Footloose and Fancy Food

There were all sorts of big moments for The Real Housewives of New Jersey last night. Melissa Gorga finally put herself on display on display at Beatstock, a gig that attracted 10,000 festivalgoers, at least according to her. One look at the empty seats beyond the mosh pit seemed to indicate otherwise. Poor Melissa (and …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 24 – Reunions, London, and CAFFACE!

language nsfw The Real Housewives of Orange County reunited this week, which means that Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and I were able to have a field day on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. The three of us tear apart pretty much all the women — and ourselves — as we …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Not So Sweet Caroline

Not a huge amount happened on this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. It felt vaguely like a scrapheap episode, one formed from random odds and ends of footage. The focus began on Teresa and her brother Joe as they both agreed that therapy simply wasn’t for them. After all, it’s not like …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 23 – No London Calling for Ramona; Also, Kathy a Homophobe?

There was no new episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week, but we still had plenty of lady drama on Bravo to get all excited about. First we take on the ridiculous Housewives of New York City and manage to spend an inordinate amount of time discussing Ramona’s nether regions. Then it’s on …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 22 – OC Finale, Drunk Ramona, and Jersey Feuds

Language NSFW This week’s Watch What Crappens focuses solely on the Housewives, starting with Orange County where the ladies conspired to deliver yet another explosive finale. Matt, Ronnie, and I break it all down: from the conclusion of Bowgate to the Great Tamra-Vicki Blowout of 2012. After that, it’s on to New York City where …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Teresa vs. Jacqueline, Round 2

You know what’s fun? When friendships totally fall apart. Actually, that’s not fun at all, and yet I’m thoroughly enjoying the disintegration of Teresa Giudice’s social life on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Last week, we saw Caroline declare that she would no longer be Teresa’s friend, and this week, it was Jacqueline’s turn …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 21 – Oh Bow She Di’int!

Hey everyone — here’s the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. We had a great time this week, and the show is crammed with good stuff. We start with a little bit of gossip — a few odds and ends about Jill Zarin, Bethenny Frankel, and our friend Amy Phillips. Then we dive headfirst into …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 20 – LuAnn vs. Ramona, Caroline vs. Teresa, Vicki vs. Mortality

The whole gang is back this week on Watch What Crappens. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and I are joined by guest Lisa Timmons (Banter with Ben and Lisa) to talk about the second crazy episode of Real Housewives of New York City. We talk about LuAnn, Ramona, and all things French (sometimes even …