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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Proud Mamas and Tricky Boobs
It’s always a little sad when the supporting characters are more fascinating than the leads, and that’s exactly what’s happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to the colorful twits coming in and out of these people’s lives, we actually have something mildly entertaining to watch these days — starting with the two-headed …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Read Danielle’s Lips — She’s Not Crazy
The loathsome women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey were back last night, and honestly, I’m starting to wish they’d all follow Dina’s lead and exit the show. They’re either boring (Jacqueline), crazy (Danielle), or idiotic (Teresa), and lately, I’m starting to think that none of them (with the exception of Dina) are really …
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The Ten Worst Husbands, Boyfriends, and Significant Others from ‘The Real Housewives’
Not too long ago, I published my lists of the ten best and worst women from the Real Housewives franchise. The rankings seemed to be well-received; so here I am with another go at it, this time aimed at the guys. I’ve compiled a list of the worst husbands and boyfriends from the Housewives franchise, …
REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Threatening Situations
Oy vey. These women. The Real Housewives of New Jersey has veered into insanity, but not really the fun kind. More like the tried and true clinical kind. I guess that’s because we’re paying more and more attention to Danielle and her descent into madness. She takes everything the worst possible way, and she seems …
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Teresa Giudice Is Broker Than Broke. What’s A Prostitution Whore To Do?
When it comes to finances on The Real Housewives franchise, looks can be deceiving. We’ve already heard stories of foreclosures, hardships and dubious wheelings and dealings from the likes of Nene Leakes, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Shereé Whitfield, Jeana Keough, Lynne Curtin, and Tamra Barney, but nothing compares to the insane debt amassed by Teresa and …
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Ranking The Ten Worst ‘Real Housewives’ Housewives
Ranking the ten worst Real Housewives was surprisingly difficult for me as I discovered that many of the people I deemed “the worst” were actually cast members who I loved. After all, where would we be without these women? We’d be stuck with the bland Kandi Burresses and Jacqueline Lauritas of the world. Such is …
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Ranking The Ten Best ‘Real Housewives’ Housewives
In honor of The Real Housewives of New York City coming to a close tonight, I decided to do some list-making. That’s right: I’ve ranked the ten best Housewives of all time (to be followed shortly by the ten worst). Deciding how to order this list was a bit tricky. Do I rank the women …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Psycho Scene at the Brownstone
I’ll just get this out of the way. There were only two truths in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey: 1) the big encounter at the Brownstone, while awkward, resulted in nothing, and 2) Danielle is officially psycho. Pay attention, puh-leez! Yes, after weeks of hype, we finally came upon the …
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