Things are allegedly heating up on The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight when Teresa, Jacqueline, and Danielle all attend the same fashion show for shady Sicilian friend, Kim DePaola (a.k.a. Kim D). As the clip above shows, there’s been some horrific slight in Ms. Staub’s world (probably that Kim D. is sitting with Team Manzo), and so she decides to retaliate in the most immature, passive-aggressive, and utterly silly way possible. Even worse, her inspiration for the move is Paris Hilton. This, coupled with Danielle’s recent sex tape, has me wondering if perhaps this Jersey doyenne is putting too much stock in Paris Hilton’s usefulness as a role model.
After the jump, another tiresome clip of Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa standing around a kitchen, lamenting whether or not to go to an event that Danielle will be attending. It’s more of the same, and amusingly, Caroline advises Jacqueline to not go and avoid the drama while simultaneously saying that she can’t live her life in fear of what Danielle is going to do. Oy.
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With baited breath, I await the snatching of a hair extension and the resulting aftermath………………….
We’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they come across these people? They’re from another world!