REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: Black Babygate 2012!

You know, I love me some ShereĆ©, but she was up to no good whatsoever on this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She continued to perpetuate this silly (and false) rumor that Kandi was talking smack about Kim, specifically in regards to whether the Wig’d One would hold a black baby in …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 5 — Painting, Racism, and Bethenny

Is it already Wednesday? This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt, Ronnie, and I talk about last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County — from menu scandals to painting dilemmas — as well as the latest African episode of Atlanta. We also get into the season premiere of Bethenny Ever After and prepare ourselves for …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 4 – Fighting, Rehab, and Africa on the Real Housewives

Lisa Timmons (Banter with Ben and Lisa) joins Ronnie, Matt and me to discuss all the crazy Housewives happenings of the week. From Kim’s alleged recovery on Beverly Hills to Vicky’s drunken ferry ride on Orange County, we dissect it all in great detail. Plus, we can’t forget the ladies of Atlanta going on safari …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: The African (Drama) Queen

At long last the Real Housewives of Atlanta — minus Kim — headed to South Africa so they could soak up the culture, enjoy the sights, and of course, scream and yell at each other like a bunch of banshees. Yes, there’s no such thing as a drama-free vacation on the Housewives, and South Africa …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: Housewives in Africa? DRAMA!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are going to Africa! That was the gist of this week’s episode, which saw the women more or less doing nothing but preparing for the big trip. NeNe continued to debate whether or not to go, but leave it to That Girl Marlo Hampton to set her straight. The oft-arrested …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: The One Where They All Went To Dinner And Didn’t Talk

I’m starting to sense that this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is running out of gas. Sure, the women may be funny, but like the previous two seasons that came before it, there’s no real through-line, no real story here; so we’re just watching a bunch of nouveau riche women (I use the term …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: We Waited Two Weeks For THIS?

After two weeks off, The Real Housewives of Atlanta returned on Sunday, and maybe it was just me, but this episode was about as boring as it gets. Almost nothing interesting happened, save for Kandi’s songwriting session with JoDee Messina, which proved fascinating in the way that all of Kandi’s professional scenes have proven to …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: A Laborious Episode

Ladies and gentlemen: The Zolciak has spawned again. Yes, Kim gave birth to her baby boy KJ on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but despite the high drama that accompanies such activities, I couldn’t help but think this latest installment was a snoozefest. I literally dozed off at one point, which …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: Bar One Is Atlanta’s Hottest Club!

A few observations from this past week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta: 1) Somehow, Phaedra has become one of my favorite housewives. She’s ridiculous, but she’s also hilarious, and this season, she’s eased up on the bullshit (ie. claiming she was at full term after six months of pregnancy). Now what we have a jolly woman …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: Kim Has A Classy Baby Shower

I skipped the photocap for last week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because honestly nothing happened the entire episode. It was a full-on snoozefest. In fact, all I can seem to remember was that NeNe looked at a house in Miami that was clearly way beyond her means. She keeps talking about all this cashola she’s …