REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: No Bethenny? No Problem! New York Ladies Return Just As Great

When Bethenny Frankel left The Real Housewives of New York City, it was certainly a loss to the show, but people acted like it could never recover. Well, they’re wrong. The season premiere of RHONYC proved that everything is just fine. We still have the crazy, we still have the drama, and quite frankly, after …

Sorry, Haters: ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Looks Awesome

The word on the street is that The Real Housewives of New York City was pushed back to April at the last second because producers needed to fix a broken season. I never really believed that, and I never totally believed that Bethenny departing would ruin the show. After all, people don’t seem to remember …

VIDEO: How I Met The Real Housewives of New York and Other Banter

Last week I teased y’all with a story about having met four of the Real Housewives of New York City, and yesterday I explained the full story in all its goofy glory. In case you missed it, I gabbed about it and other Housewives-related issues on my videocast, titled “Off Script” (name soon to change …

New York City ‘Housewives’ Attempt To Out-Kooky Each Other

Apparently beloved housewife Sonja Morgan held some sort of burlesque party, and the result were the above two images. They both beg a very important question: what’s more bizarre? Ramona and Mario’s pseudo Moulin Rouge ensemble or Jill Zarin’s teeny-tiny hat? Your opinions please.

Inception, As Told By The Real Housewives

The most buzzworthy film of the summer is Inception, and whether you loved it (everyone) or hated it (um, me), it still left many people scratching their heads. Clearly what we all need is a nice, streamlined version of the story, and what better way to retell this elaborate yarn than by employing the Real …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Once Again, The Reunion As Told By Shot Glasses

Bravo aired part three of its explosive Real Housewives of New York City reunion, and it continued to be an unparalleled display of Kelly’s craziness. The woman literally doesn’t make sense. Sadly, I don’t have the time to go into it right now as I’m about to disappear off the grid for several hours. In …

REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Yup, They’re Still Crazy!

Bravo aired the second part of the explosive Real Housewives of New York City reunion, and it was just as bonkers as the first installment. Jill seemed significantly more contrite this time around, perhaps too contrite, and amusingly, LuAnn brought up the whole “snake” bit again. Alex, meanwhile, seemed totally derailed as she appeared to …

The Ten Worst Husbands, Boyfriends, and Significant Others from ‘The Real Housewives’

Not too long ago, I published my lists of the ten best and worst women from the Real Housewives franchise. The rankings seemed to be well-received; so here I am with another go at it, this time aimed at the guys. I’ve compiled a list of the worst husbands and boyfriends from the Housewives franchise, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Everyone Is Crazy!

Everyone is crazy! That’s what we learned on part one of the tumultuous Real Housewives of New York City reunion. Each one of the women acted like a crazy person, even those that we generally like (Alex, Bethenny). I personally would be mortified to go on TV and act that way, but as a viewer, …

REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PREVIEW: If These Clips Don’t Excite You, I Don’t Know What Will

There’s nothing I can say. Absolutely nothing. Watch these clips from tonight’s first (of THREE — announced literally as I write this sentence) Real Housewives of New York City reunion specials. I can only image what else is coming our way. Total disaster. Three clips, each more amazing than the next, after the jump. Also, …