BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Diamond Veto Causes Mild Excitement

Leading up to last night’s episode of Big Brother, there was plenty of drama: Rachel returned to the house, Rachel galvanized the house, and Rachel left the house. In the middle of all that, Ragan won the veto and managed to save himself, but at the risk of his NOT-ally Matt, who wound up on …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Rachel Getting Harried

Big Brother was totally crazy last night, but not for any reasons that advanced the game. That stuff — the Veto, the strategizing — all took a backseat to the pandemonium that was Pandora’s Box, The Sequel. Tempted by a daylong getaway in Malibu that he assumed he could share with Rachel, Brendon opened Pandora’s …

Lane Has a Private Moment on ‘Big Brother’ (He Masturbates)

Once a season, some guy on Big Brother gets caught pleasuring himself, and for this latest iteration, it appears as though Lane is our lucky victim. The redneck turtle-killer was caught on the feeds last night enjoying some extreme pleasure in the shower that we’ll assume came from self-gratification (unless he merely enjoys fiddling with …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Against The Ropes

With Rachel going home on last week’s eviction episode of Big Brother, two things were certain: the show would be less interesting, and Brendon’s days were numbered. Of course, the latter point hinged on Brendon losing the Head of Household competition, and guess what? He won! Oh sorry. Spoiler. After untangling a giant mass of …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Fall of Brenchel

For weeks they annoyed us, and sadly for weeks they provided the only entertainment in the Big Brother house. Now, at last, the two-headed monster that was Brendon and Rachel has been broken up, but not without one final surge of drama. As promised, Brendon attempted to shift the target onto himself by attacking people …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: No Apologies

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Wednesday’s episode of Big Brother was all sorts of fun, from a wacky veto challenge (features Jeff and Jordan!) to an explosive and totally illogical blowout between Rachel and Kathy. At last the show has a pulse again, and I’m hoping that it can continue in this vein for …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Ragan’s Choice

For about the second time this season, we had a fight in the Big Brother household — if it can even be called that. It was more of a tiff, but with this lazy cast of people who are too afraid to speak their minds, we’ll take any feather ruffling we can get. The drama …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Breaking Up The Family

Big Brother bid adieu to another cast member last night, but the real story wasn’t whether or not Kristen or Hayden were going home but rather that the Chenbot had her first major fashion idiosyncrasy of the season (if we ignore her peculiar demi-pantsuit from the first week). Yes, Julie Chen came to us in …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Wizards and Warriors

I was kind of half asleep when I watched last night’s episode of Big Brother, but I must admit, my pendulum of emotion is swinging pro-Rachel these days. Why? Well, the more of a pussy Brendon acts, the more fed up Rachel becomes. And the more fed up Rachel becomes, the more entertaining she is. …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Finally A Girl Fight!

It took about a month, but we finally had our first episode of Big Brother that featured extensive screaming and fighting, courtesy of the dearly departed Andrew, who conveniently informed the house that Hayden and Kristen were carrying on a secret showmance right under their noses. In the wake of this development, all sorts of …