I believe Adam Sandler used to have an old routine about the similarities between gym grunting and sex, and never was that more true than on a recent trip I took to the gym. The man next to me on the pull-down bar seemed to be having a positively orgasmic experience with his hefty ten …
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DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO THIS WOMAN
My lovely and dear friend Sly got her email hacked into, and some nefarious person sent this message out to her entire address book. If you receive it, do NOT send her money as she is NOT in London, nor does she write this poorly: ———- Forwarded message ———- From: SLY Date: Tue, Feb 23, …
Disaster at Crate & Barrel!
I’ve always wondered what would happen should I or anyone else accidentally knock over one of the many fragile wares at Crate & Barrel. Would the staff level me with a stern eye and an unforgiving scowl? Would I be forced to pony up the dough to replace the unfortunate item I had so tragically …
HALLOWEEN 2009: More Goofy Pictures Than One Can Imagine
There’s nothing quite like Halloween on a Saturday, especially in West Hollywood, CA, where over 500,000 people convene to show off their costumes and check out everyone else’s in what usually proves to be the people watching event of the year. And as you all know, if there’s anything I love, it’s people watching. In …
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POOR DECISIONS: Twitter Edition
I can’t believe I forgot to post this. One of my Twitter followers posted this to his account back on July 4th weekend. It’s best read from the bottom up. There’s probably a lesson to be learned here, kids… Don’t worry — he was okay.
INSANITY: Julie Chen Called Me Out By Name!!!
True insanity. I just woke up and discovered an inordinately large amount of tweets congratulating me. For what? I had no idea. But then I got to thinking — late last night, a writer from Entertainment Weekly had contacted me, telling me to keep an eye out for Julie Chen’s EW blog going up today. Naturally, …
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JUST BECAUSE: Beyoncé Joins Forces With Hamburger Helper
There are many things I’d expect Beyoncé to endorse. Hamburger Helper is not one of them. And so marks the most amusing Beyoncé commercial since her bizarre Directv spot. I’m now looking forward to the inevitable Solange partnership with Past-a-Roni.
"Jackass" Gay Men Wreak After-Hours Havoc On Otherwise Calm Hollywood Pool
Spotted in IndianJones’s building this weekend: a memo from his land lady that strikes just the right balance of hilarity and offensiveness. Well done! Feel free to discuss  but keep it mature. Juvenile behavior is unacceptable on MY blog.
Scenes from Halloween 2008
Every year, half a million people descend on the West Hollywood Halloween Carnivale to drunkenly cavort and show off silly costumes. The looks range from simple and innocent to elaborate and bawdy. It’s nothing short of an eyeful. And it’s super fun. This year, a group of us headed down into the fray, and of …
I MET JULIE CHEN: 'Operation Meet Chenbot' Officially A Success!
After six years of unbridled adoration, my gentle stalking of Julie Chen has reached a stunning and wonderful milestone. That’s right. Tonight, I had the pleasure and joy of meeting the one and only Chenbot, thus filling the void in my Big Brother viewing experience. Julie was like the Holy Grail of Big Brother for …
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