REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC PHOTOCAP: Discomfort Food

Apologies for the delay on the Real Housewives of DC photocap. My Directv receiver failed to record the show for reasons that are too tedious and banal to describe. I eventually caught up, and so here I am now, a few days late, but still excited about the show nonetheless. The scuttlebutt on the street …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: When You’re Here, You’re Family

The Italian odyssey continued on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as the Giudice, Manzo, and Laurita clans all escaped the cruise ship and headed inland for a family reunion of epic proportions. Actually, it wasn’t so much a reunion as it was a giant kiss-fest, with seemingly twenty minutes of airtime dedicated to people …

Danielle Staub Fired From ‘Real Housewives’? I Will Not Clap

How much does The Real Housewives of New Jersey need Danielle? THIS MUCH. Reports are zipping through the Internets that crazy reality star / sex tape vixen Danielle Staub has been fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. This is somewhat shocking news, mostly because Danielle is the only one who makes this Garden …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Italy or Bust!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey got a little extra money in its budget this season, which meant the ladies — or at least three of them — were allowed to zip off to Italy (or East New Jersey) for a lavish family vacay that admittedly looked quite fun. The genesis of the idea came …

Lynne Curtin Dropped from ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’

In a somewhat surprising development, Bravo has axed professional Botox sponge Lynne Curtin from The Real Housewives of Orange County after two seasons of spacey but entertaining service. Lynne was never the cattiest of women, but her strange parenting choices and questionable spending habits always held an intriguing appeal. Her recent financial and marital woes, …

Ep. 07: Banter with Ben and Lisa

We’re back with another episode of Banter with Ben and Lisa. This time around we talk more about The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but there’s some brief discussion of The Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and other fine establishments tucked away at the back of the show. Hope you enjoy! [powerpress]

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Kim G Takes A Stand

Oh the joy of Kim G. The unofficial sixth (or rather, fifth) housewife from The Real Housewives of New Jersey had a gloriously daffy blowout with Danielle that proved to be every bit as chaotic and awesome as we could have expected. The trouble began when Danielle asked her to help find her biological mother. …

Inception, As Told By The Real Housewives

The most buzzworthy film of the summer is Inception, and whether you loved it (everyone) or hated it (um, me), it still left many people scratching their heads. Clearly what we all need is a nice, streamlined version of the story, and what better way to retell this elaborate yarn than by employing the Real …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Milestones All Around

For the first time in weeks, we had an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey featuring almost none of the Kims (aside from a brief Kim G cameo), and guess what? It wasn’t nearly as fun. That being said, it wasn’t a total snoozefest either. The focused on three milestone moments: Joe and …