REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY PHOTOCAP: The ’80s Are Alive in The OC

I think we’d all like to forget Slade Smiley’s foray into standup last week (in fact, I think we’d all like to forget Slade Smiley in general), but alas, there appears to be no death for his comedy, which makes sense given his inability to kill it at the Improv. See what I did there? …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: Black Babygate 2012!

You know, I love me some ShereĆ©, but she was up to no good whatsoever on this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She continued to perpetuate this silly (and false) rumor that Kandi was talking smack about Kim, specifically in regards to whether the Wig’d One would hold a black baby in …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 4 – Fighting, Rehab, and Africa on the Real Housewives

Lisa Timmons (Banter with Ben and Lisa) joins Ronnie, Matt and me to discuss all the crazy Housewives happenings of the week. From Kim’s alleged recovery on Beverly Hills to Vicky’s drunken ferry ride on Orange County, we dissect it all in great detail. Plus, we can’t forget the ladies of Atlanta going on safari …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Orange You Glad They’re Back?

The “First Ladies of Bravo” are back! Yes, The Real Housewives of Orange County aired its seventh season premiere last night, and as per the usual tradition, we had new faces (Heather Dubrow) and new faces (Gretchen Rossi). Actually, Gretchen’s face isn’t that new, but something’s going on in the mouth area, and I’m having …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 3 – Here Comes Orange County! Also, More Cattiness on The Beverly Hills Reunion

Just in time for the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County, we have a brand spankin’ new episode of Watch What Crappens. On this week’s episode, Matt Whitfield and I break down the OC premiere in intense detail, from Alexis’s idiotic on-air gig to Gretchen’s seemingly new veneers. Plus, we take on …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS PHOTOCAP: CamBrandiPump For The Win!

Ding ding ding! Round Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion commenced last night, and if last week was all about Lisa, this go-around, it was Brandi who took center stage. The spitfire continued to win over fans as she calmly called Taylor, Kyle, and Adrienne out on all their bullshit. It was …

Watch What Crappens, Ep. 2: South Africa, Reunions, and Top Chef

Matt Whitfield, Ronnie Karam, and I completely tear up the Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills this week. First it’s off to Africa as the women of ATL visit the motherland to soak up some culture (ie. fight about dinner plans at Nobu). Then in California, the Beverly Hills ladies sit down to hash …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA PHOTOCAP: The African (Drama) Queen

At long last the Real Housewives of Atlanta — minus Kim — headed to South Africa so they could soak up the culture, enjoy the sights, and of course, scream and yell at each other like a bunch of banshees. Yes, there’s no such thing as a drama-free vacation on the Housewives, and South Africa …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION PHOTOCAP: Lisa in the Hot Seat!

And they’re off! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicked off last night, and it was full of all sorts of petty bickering about surprisingly minor events from the past season — all set against the most gaudy backdrop since the first New Jersey reunion (remember that bright blue monstrosity?). Whoever thought it would …