Jim Bellino and wife Alexis from The Real Housewives of Orange County I mean, the comparison just has to be made. And if Jim is Mario, that makes Alexis…
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Of Cake Bows, Fake Chins, and Evil Eyes
The Real Housewives of Orange County was a veritable smorgasbord of dumb drama last night, and that’s usually the way it goes with these flaxen bitches, who perennially rally to give us the craziest season finales year after year. Last week, Earth nearly came to a halt when it was discovered that resident drunkard / …
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VIDEO: Past ‘American Idol’ Contestants Give Us ‘Beauty and the Beat’
People often wonder whatever happened to beloved American Idol songbird Vonzell Solomon, and I’m happy to report that she has resurfaced in a pretty amusing viral video called “Beauty and the Beat!” I won’t ruin the surprise of the video, but it’s not half bad. Plus, Vonzell’s not the only Idol alum on board. Forgotten …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Teresa vs. Jacqueline, Round 2
You know what’s fun? When friendships totally fall apart. Actually, that’s not fun at all, and yet I’m thoroughly enjoying the disintegration of Teresa Giudice’s social life on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Last week, we saw Caroline declare that she would no longer be Teresa’s friend, and this week, it was Jacqueline’s turn …
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VIDEO: HOLY CRAP – IT’S A BONUS KICKBALL EPISODE OF HAPPY ENDINGS!!
Penny gets a kickball to the face in Kickball 2: The Kickening Great news Happy Endings fans. There was a secret “lost” episode from season two that aired in Europe but never here in the States. Why? I don’t know. But before you say “That SOOKS,” I have some AMAHZING news (let’s see how much …
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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 21 – Oh Bow She Di’int!
Hey everyone — here’s the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. We had a great time this week, and the show is crammed with good stuff. We start with a little bit of gossip — a few odds and ends about Jill Zarin, Bethenny Frankel, and our friend Amy Phillips. Then we dive headfirst into …
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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 20 – LuAnn vs. Ramona, Caroline vs. Teresa, Vicki vs. Mortality
The whole gang is back this week on Watch What Crappens. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and I are joined by guest Lisa Timmons (Banter with Ben and Lisa) to talk about the second crazy episode of Real Housewives of New York City. We talk about LuAnn, Ramona, and all things French (sometimes even …
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ PHOTOCAP: Gay Pride & Prejudice
Not a lot of drama on the latest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it did prove to be one of the most emotional installments in recent times. It was all about the gays this week, starting with Rosie’s heart-wrenching tale of coming out as a lesbian, leading to Caroline’s brother’s gay wedding, …
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WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 19 – Return to New York!
After a break for Memorial Day Weekend, this podcast isn’t the only thing that’s back. The Real Housewives of New York City are back too, and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) and I are all over them. On this week’s episode, we analyze everything about the fifth season premiere, including the three new cast members, Aviva, Heather, …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Girl, Interrupted…
They’re baaaaaaAAAAAACK. Well, at least three of them. I speak, of course, of The Real Housewives of New York City, which has been revamped with new opening credits, a new artistic direction, and of course a new(ish) cast. Gone are Cindy, Kelly, Jill, and Alex. In their place come three fresh faces. Well, I use …
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