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When Salesha Stowers won America’s Next Top Model a few years ago, there was controversy about her title coming as a result of favoritism from Tyra Banks. After all, Salesha was a proud alumna of Tyra’s modeling camp (titled T-Zone), and many cynical types saw her victory as a sneaky marketing campaign for said camp. …
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Wow. This almost makes me want to watch Top Model again. Almost. Via Movieline
Ever wonder what would happen if Ryan Seacrest read the wrong results on the American Idol finale? Or if the wrong picture flashed on the screen during the coronation of America’s Next Top Model? Well, the latter situation pretty much happened on the live finale of Australia’s Next Top Model. Let’s just say it was… …
Breaking news! According to Reality Blurred, androgynous Top Model mainstay “Miss J”Alexander has been demoted from judge to mentor, thus meaning we’ll be deprived of some of the runway coach’s more thoughtful insights such as “She done better show that BOOTY!” or “TWEET TWEET TWEET LIKE A BIRD, GIRL!” or “That’s not a model face, …
This could be you! ANTM winner, Jaslene Gonzalez. Since it’s a well known fact that my readers are the most beautiful and striking readers on the Internets, it should come as no surprise that a “modeling consultant” involved in the casting of America’s Next Top Model contacted yours truly about the latest search for Tyra’s …
Behold the Tyra Banks school of facial dexterity. You can just barely hear her scolding an ingenue for doing “this” [goofy smile, fluttering eyelids] and not “this” [pursed lips, narrow eyes]. To Tyra’s credit though, only she could pull off this silly collection of smiles with such a gigantic mane of hair. For more insights …
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Back in Cycle 9 of America’s Next Top Model, we watched the girls stumble and slur their way through one of the most ill-conceived product titles of all time: the Wetslicks Fruit Spritzer. To the uninitiated (ie. me), it sounded like the models were merely saying “westshlicksfritzsprtizer,” especially when queen marble-mouth Jaslene got in on …
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Tyra Banks reached new levels of ridiculousness on last night’s America’s Next Top Model, and as I watched her “sprain her ankle,” I couldn’t help wondering if she had stolen some moves from Ben Stiller when he played a certain magician on Arrested Development. Above, Tyra doing her thing. After the jump, two Tony Wonder …
Two days ago, my boring old trip to the frozen yogurt shop was made considerably more amusing and bizarre with the sudden appearance of a dairy-hoarding, jalopy-driving Faye Dunaway. The entire experience was so strange that I couldn’t help but to blog all about it. Then again, I blog about lint I find in my …
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