DON'T FORGET: 'BIG BROTHER' Premieres Tonight!

Lest you forget, Big Brother 11 premieres tonight at 8 PM on CBS. That means that on the East Coast, there’s t-minus one hour until you surrender your summer to many wonderful, glorious hours in front of the television, watching lunatics scream and fight and battle it out for half million dollars. So very excited… …

B-Side Blog Forums Are Open For Business!

Tremendous news today: I’ve launched forums for this site. Now while you wait hours or days for me to post content, you can entertain yourselves with the power of gab in this brand new section. With any luck, it’ll actually function a tad bit better than the commenting system. I’ve installed the software phpbb, and …

Dumb Bitch Is Back and Angrier Than Ever!

Last time when this dumb bitch wrote me an angry email, I got pissed and told her to go away. I also happened to have been very hungry at the time and prone to crankiness. Today comes a new entry in psycho-ville. I think it’s clear she didn’t read my previous scourge against her, which …

SHAMELESS SHILLING: Check Out Pop Hangover!

Hey everyone. I was just interviewed by Pop Hangover for a segment they’re launching called “The Ten Question Quiz.” Be sure to check it out and peruse the site, which has all sorts of fun snarky pop culture stuff! Heck, click on some of their ads while you’re over there too! Shillingly yours, B-Side • …

Another Achievement for the R2-D2 Cake!

Last June, I brought you images of an R2-D2 cake baked by my friend Mark Randazzo (with help from his wife Leslie), and within a few days, the thing had gone viral. Well, now I’m proud to announce that according to Starwars.com — the official Star Wars website of Lucasfilm — Mark and Leslie’s cake has been …

UPDATE: I Did Not Realize This Was Alessandra Ambrosio's Dog

So apparently I may have just started a feud with supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. Turns out she’s the owner of that green dog I posted about earlier. I still contend that Buddha is one of the stupidest-looking dogs I’ve ever seen in my life, even if he is/was owned by a supermodel. And let’s get one …

Bike For A Good Cause

Bike-a-thon! I don’t often encourage readers to engage in charitable causes, but I’m bucking that trend today. My friend Meeshie is participating in the MS Bike Ride this weekend in New York City, an event aimed at raising money for multiple sclerosis research. It’s a great and important cause targeting something that affects more people …