TV. Food. Pop Culture.
Sad news from the world of soccer. Our favorite clairvoyant cephalopod Paul the Octopus has died. The eight-legged critter gained international fame after accurately predicting the outcome of Germany’s seven 2010 World Cup matches, thus joining the esteemed pantheon of Teutonic animal superstars ruled by Knüt the polar bear. Sadly, Paul was not long for …
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I have been doing a lot of shilling on this blog recently, but as I always like to say, this is a blog, not the New York Times; so who cares? That being said, no one asked me to shill for this, and I rarely, if EVER, shill for charitable causes; however, when my friend …
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People often wonder what happened to my friend IndianJones who used to live down here in LA. Well, for the first time ever, I’m sharing with you exclusive video of the last time we saw him. Note his girlish screams.
I went to wine country this past weekend with my parents, and while the boozin’ was fun, I have to admit that it was the miniature horse ranch just outside of Solvang, CA that amused me the most. We all know that I have a heart of stone, but even I couldn’t resist the four-legged …
Some poor person has lost their dog, and by all means, I don’t mean to mock that (last time I did that, it turned out I was targeting the missing pooch of Alessandra Ambrosio). However, I must call attention to this “Lost” sign. I don’t think I have ever — outside of a cartoon — …
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While watching TV tonight, I happened to notice this cute and cuddly commercial featuring scary people in rubber gloves removing oil from helpless ducks and seabirds thanks to reliable household dish detergent Dawn. The message was twofold: a) Dawn is awesome and is helping the environment, and b) if Dawn is gentle enough for a …
As is often the case, I had a sudden and intense craving for frozen yogurt last night, and when I asked my dearest friend Sly if she’d like to join me, she made a proposition: she would come with me if I went up to her apartment and fulfilled her deepest needs, and in this …
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I was bored today; so I decided to return to one of my favorite hobbies: mashing up the Real Housewives with random photos. This post’s theme: animals! (courtesy of Boston.com) I probably have too much time on my hands…
I didn’t get a chance to watch the Top Chef reunion last night, but I did get a chance to see this squirrel, which was so bold as to come up to my front stoop without any fear of human attack. It has spent the past ten minutes licking the bricks, which seems odd, but …
Thanksgiving weekend is thisclose to ending; so to prolong the good times, here’s a fun video of my friend’s cat attacking a bag of pecans. It’s oddly transfixing.
