Skunk Gets Head Stuck In Skippy Jar: The Epic Video

Exclusive video of Sly at work. Breaking news! A skunk in Oklahoma got its head stuck in a peanut butter jar yesterday. Don’t worry, it was saved by a “skunk whisperer,” and thankfully, my dear friend and skunk enthusiast Sly has sent me the exciting video of the animal wandering around helplessly. Clearly this is …

Errant Scone Prompts Seagull Feeding Frenzy

A few months ago, I witnessed a seagull carrying a bagel around in its mouth — an image that proved to be so endlessly entertaining to me that I whipped out my camera and documented the entire experience. Things have been pretty quiet on the bird front since then, but yesterday, the wing’d ones returned …

Because There Can Never Be Too Much Turtle Sex

Last week, I posted a viral video of a turtle humping a shoe. The most shocking part of the entire ordeal was the discovery that male turtles apparently make tiny squeeze doll noises with each libidinous thrust — sounds I’d expect more from Paula Abdul than a Koopa Troopa. Nevertheless, my friend sawgee immediately pointed …

Deer Rampage Through Liquor Store, High Jinks Ensue

Animal and environmental activists will perpetually bemoan the encroachment of civilization on nature. For the most part, they usually have a point. But sometimes we get some good old fashioned follies out of man v. wild. Take these three deer, which oddly decided to go running through a liquor store in search of whatever it …

TRAGEDY ON 'THE HILLS': Ashes Is Missing!!

Horrifying news this week that one of our most beloved reality TV pets, Ashes from The Hills, has gone missing (and no, he hasn’t been hiding out on the floor). Apparently Lauren Conrad was bringing the cat into the house when a loud, passing car startled our feline friend. Ashes immediately jumped from the not-so-iron-clutches …

Seagulls and Bagels Provide Surprising Entertainment

Not so long ago, I happened to look out my window and see a flock of seagulls circling around the rooftop of an adjacent building. Closer inspection revealed that someone had placed a few bagels out for the birds, thus causing a white-feathered frenzy amongst the gathered avian creatures. I, of course, was amused because …

Barack Obama is a Pussy (And So Is McCain)

Take a good look at the cats above. They represent the future of this country. That’s right, meet Barack Obama (l) and Renegade (r), two cats partaking in the “Purr-fect President” competition as part of the sixth annual CFA Iams Cat Championship. Attendees of this very special event are encouraged to vote for their favorite …