UPDATE: I Did Not Realize This Was Alessandra Ambrosio's Dog

So apparently I may have just started a feud with supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. Turns out she’s the owner of that green dog I posted about earlier. I still contend that Buddha is one of the stupidest-looking dogs I’ve ever seen in my life, even if he is/was owned by a supermodel. And let’s get one …

Stupid Dog Feared Stolen!!!

I just received an urgent, automated call here at home. Apparently one of my neighbors has a missing dog, and even worse, the owner suspects that he’s been stolen! That’s right, the inappropriately named Buddha has been plucked out of West Hollywood, disappearing into the ether like a fleeting, spectral vision. I have to admit …

The Not-So-Greatest American Dog

I don’t know why this video amuses me so much, but in the wake of Wednesday’s super intense con-TRAH-versy about canine punishment on the waaaaaay under-appreciated Greatest American Dog, it seems only appropriate that we observe this woman’s reprimanding of a very, very guilty dog named LeeLoo. Beware: the ensuing cocktail of cuteness and shame …

The Unicorn Exists! And It Looks Like This?

Finding the unicorn is cool and all… but IF IT EATS MY FLOWERS I’LL KILL IT!!! So after centuries of hunting down the unicorn, scientists think they’ve finally found the mythical beast. And no, it’s not a white, equine animal as beautiful as the winter’s snow. It’s a stupid deer with a little antler. Dumb. …