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Finding the unicorn is cool and all… but IF IT EATS MY FLOWERS I’LL KILL IT!!!

So after centuries of hunting down the unicorn, scientists think they’ve finally found the mythical beast. And no, it’s not a white, equine animal as beautiful as the winter’s snow.
It’s a stupid deer with a little antler. Dumb.
UNICORNS ARE AWFUL NOW.
Single-horned ‘Unicorn’ deer found in Italy [Yahoo! News]

11 replies on “The Unicorn Exists! And It Looks Like This?”

  1. I think it’s cute. It’s a little, brown Italian unicorn. Don’t hate on the Italians B! We have connections…

  2. Living in a Dallas suburb, I’ve never had a deer jump in front of my car. Damn squirrels do it all the time, though. I HATE squirrels.

  3. well B- I hate Spencer, but if HE jumped in front of my car I’d be overjoyed!

  4. I always imagined a unicorn looking more……well, like a damn unicorn and not like friggin Bambi.
    Isnt a unicorn supposed to be a HORSE anyway?!?!?

  5. An errant squirrel doesn’t have the potential to take out your car AND all the occupants like a deer. They’re giant rats, as far as I’m concerned.

  6. @annie25: Actually, unicorns are traditionally portrayed as having a stag’s body and a lion’s tail.
    @b-side: That’s not a unicorn, it’s a mutant deer. Don’t believe the hype. Unicorns are still awesome. -:)

  7. I, for one….have met a Unicorn. They are very nice creatures but get a little ticked off when people deny their existance…so watch out! they will wrap you up in fairy weed! And put a hex of pixie dust upon you! …thrust you into the dark world and stab you with their sinister staff! …. I was frightend beyond comprehension when I experienced my first encounter…but im pro now and can pretty much handle any majestic enchanted animal. I have practised the call of the unicorn and often summon them to my comfort…. IF… you a none believer then I’d recommend the majestic enchanted mammal survival guide..I wrote it,

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