Yew Know Wut? I Don't Owe Yew A Vintage Sheila Clip, But I Kinda Dew

I’ve always wondered what Sheila from Big Brother would look like sitting on a bale of hay, frolicking through a meadow, and giggling on a swing. Now I know, thanks to this clip from the 1984 masterpiece, Ellie, which stars Sheila and… multiple Oscar winner Shelley Winters? Sadly, this scene does not feature both acclaimed …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Goin' Crazy With Those Balls!

It’s Tuesday, which means we just saw another entertaining episode of Big Brother. Despite the presence of Evil Dick (I refuse to call him Evel until I get a proper justification for that self-imposed typo), the show featured plenty of neat drama, not the least of which was found in the veto competition. I won’t …

Real World Awards Provide New Opportunities to Mock Old Friends

Oh The Real World. The once proud reality series has stumbled in recent seasons (I stopped watching midway through Denver), but despite flagging quality, the show is gearing up for its twentieth season (!!). To celebrate this impressive feat, MTV threw a special awards show for The Real World, and honestly, what better way to …

If Chelsia is Trouble and James is Crazy, It Looks Like We're In For Some CRAZY TROUBLE!

As I’ve become a live feeds fan in my old age, the latest nominations on Big Brother weren’t a total shock to me. Still, it’s always great tuning into the Sunday night show just to see how it all goes down I must admit that I don’t have much to rant about this week, but …

Reality Star Causes Delays, Frustration at Local Yogurt Shop

Two days ago, my boring old trip to the frozen yogurt shop was made considerably more amusing and bizarre with the sudden appearance of a dairy-hoarding, jalopy-driving Faye Dunaway. The entire experience was so strange that I couldn’t help but to blog all about it. Then again, I blog about lint I find in my …