Yahoo News Reminds Us Of What's Most Important

Playboy Enterprises revealed a new chief executive for its company today, and based on the photo Yahoo paired with this announcement, it looks like the coveted position went to Tits McGillicutty, who narrowly beat out Boobs MacIntosh and Mammary Jones for the job. Well done to all involved. Update: Apparently the new executive’s name is …

HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Danielle Continues To Be Crazy, Slutty

Tomorrow night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs once again, and with all the rumors circulating about Danielle Staub and her shady past, things are getting mighty interesting. In the clip above, Danielle gets snippy with her gal pals Jacqueline and Teresa (the latter of whom never found a headband she couldn’t strangle her …

The Password Is… IDIOT

Hey guys, here’s some cool news. Starting today, I’m gonna be a contributor to TV Week. I’ll be writing for their blog — both original content and repurposed stuff from this website. Here’s the first thing I wrote, which appeared on the site last night: Well, it’s Sunday night, and my usual televised staples — The Amazing …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Lost Footage, Found Ridiculousness

It’s only been two weeks since we last saw The Real Housewives of New York City, but Bravo thankfully injected us with a dose of reality methadone last night with its much welcomed “Lost Footage” special. I like the New Jersey cast and all, but honestly, it would be impossible to top the insanity and …

Good News / Bad News For Queen Elizabeth

Enjoy playing Wii… whilst NOT at the D-Day ceremony! The good news for Queen Elizabeth: she’s getting a gold-plated “Royal Wii” with which she can enjoy the sublime pleasures of Boom Blox or Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz whilst on holiday at Balmoral. The bad news: bitch got snubbed by Nicky Sarks. That’s right, France’s …

The Best Adam Lambert Interview You Will Ever Read

I’m telling you now, this is the best, funniest, and most entertaining Adam Lambert interview you will ever read. No hyperbole. It’s hilarious. My friend Michelle at Best Week Ever had the luxury of cozying up next to the glam rocker, and the two got along like two peas in a pod (assuming one pea …

The Real Housewives Head Into Space!

Earlier this month, NASA commenced the final servicing for the Hubble Telescope, and while the photos of the mission are fascinating, I felt they could use some added pizzazz. What better way to spice up some boring space shots than by adding some nouveau riche women into the mix? After the jump, I present you …