Playboy Enterprises revealed a new chief executive for its company today, and based on the photo Yahoo paired with this announcement, it looks like the coveted position went to Tits McGillicutty, who narrowly beat out Boobs MacIntosh and Mammary Jones for the job. Well done to all involved.
Update: Apparently the new executive’s name is Scott Flanders. No word on whether or not he has a heaving bosom as depicted.