Charlie Sheen Got Fired… But Why?

In case you didn’t hear, Charlie Sheen got dumped by Warner Bros. television yesterday (that might explain the vacant parking spot). It seems pretty obvious why the beleaguered actor lost his job (insert “duh, winning” joke here), but now we have some concrete details behind the termination. Turns out WB wasn’t just upset at Sheen’s …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Fun With Spirits, Both Alcoholic and Evil

The original ladies are back! The Real Housewives of Orange County premiered last night, which meant the women who kicked off a Bravo-lution are back. Of course, calling them “original” is highly misleading as only one cast member (Vicki) remains from the initial cast, and not even she seems to be composed of all her …

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE PHOTOCAP: Circus of the Stars

‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is back, and it may be the single best thing on TV right now.

‘After Lately’ Promises Amusing Potential For E!

Chelsea Handler fans rejoice: the acerbic comedienne is expanding her brand with a new mockementary show called After Lately. The series follows Chelsea and her writers backstage through a tongue-and-cheek series of exploits, with the premiere episode focusing on a heated competition to land a spot on Ms. Handler’s swanky private jet. I was lucky …

Random Reality Stars From The Fig & Olive Opening

The Los Angeles branch (pun INTENDED) of Fig & Olive restaurant opened last night, and I was lucky enough to be invited to the swanky event. The bash featured a full-on red carpet, which I walked with my cohort, and I’m happy to report that absolutely none of the three paparazzi who were standing there …

REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Doing It For The Kids

The second episode of The Real Housewives of Miami aired last night, and I’m afraid we’ve yet to see much stirring drama. It wasn’t a total wash — there was some amusing crap that went down — but this season has yet to get its sea legs so far. With any luck, next week’s installment …