Real Housewives of Miami Are Back, and This Time They’re Ready For Primetime (We Hope)

When it comes to the Real Housewives franchise, everyone has their favorites: Beverly Hills and Atlanta remain perennially popular, and at the bottom of the heap come D.C. and Miami. Well, D.C. got the axe long ago, but Bravo was mum on Miami. We heard rumors that the series was shooting a second season, but …

HOUSEWIFE HOEDOWN Season Finale! Wherein We Talk About EVERYTHING

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, I hosted the final episode of Housewife Hoedown today, and joining me were Sita Young, Matt Whitfield, and Ronnie Karam. Our full panel discussed the latest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, and when we were done with that, we spent a half an hour …

The Real Housewives Head to the Royal Wedding!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Prince William married his college sweetheart Kate Middleton earlier today in a lavish Royal Wedding that was viewed by millions worldwide. What better way to honor this momentous occasion than to mash it up with the Real Housewives? After the jump, check out various Housewives at the …

Housewife Hoedown, Episode 15: The Miami Reunion

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, we just wrapped another episode of Housewife Hoedown. Ronnie from TVgasm joined me again as we discussed last night’s out of control Miami reunion. I also shared stories about meeting Lisa VanderPump and Taylor Armstrong, and we touched on The Real Housewives of Orange County briefly. …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: ¡Reunion Caliente! (as told by inanimate objects)

We’ve seen a lot of trainwrecks on Bravo. Heck, the network was built on trainwrecks. But pretty much nothing comes close to the mess that was last night’s Real Housewives of Miami live reunion show. First off: some minor bitching. Bravo decided to couch the reunion into a Watch What Happens episode, and for those …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: The Drama Finally Arrives Just As The Season Ends

Because of some non-blog related work I was dealing with last week, I fell behind with all my photocaps, and while some I just won’t get around to, I wanted to send off The Real Housewives of Miami properly. After all, who knows if we’ll see them again? The season was universally panned, and while …

Housewives Hoedown, Episode 14: Unmitigated Bashing of Larsa Pippen

Video streaming by Ustream In case you missed it, we just taped another episode of Housewives Hoedown this afternoon, and I’d be lying if I said we didn’t spent the majority of the time talking about Larsa Pippen, who after last night’s Real Housewives of Miami finale, landed herself a cozy spot on the Worst …

Housewives Hoedown In An Hour!

Check it out: in just under an hour, I’ll be hosting another episode of Housewives Hoedown. Joining me again will be Flipit from TVgasm, and we’ll be discussing the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Orange County and Miami. I can guarantee there’ll be some hardcore Larsa Pippen bashing. To watch the show, just visit …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI PHOTOCAP: What About Your Friendssssss?

Bravo did a bold thing last night: they aired an episode of The Real Housewives of Miami without Elsa Patton! For shame! I suppose they made up for it by giving us a whole thirty-minutes of the series’ breakout star on Watch What Happens Live!, and yes, I did watch what happened, and yes it …

HOUSEWIVES HOEDOWN, Episode 13: The One Where We Make Fun of Jim Bellino For Twenty Minutes

Video streaming by Ustream Here’s the latest episode of Housewives Hoedown. Sadly, no one called in this week (insert passive-aggressive crossed arms here), but my friend Sita and I had a fun time chatting about the ladies of Miami and Orange County. We spent a marked amount of time bashing the Bellinos, Larsa Pippen, and …