REAL WORLD PHOTOCAP: "Don't Drink The Water, and Don't Get AIDS."

“Don’t drink the water, and don’t get AIDS.” Yup, that pretty much sums up The Real World Cancun so far. The quote, as spoken by Joey on last night’s premiere episode, serves as the two major guidelines for what looks like a silly, silly season. I’ll admit that my expectations coming into this season were …

HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: No Table Flipping Here

The first part of The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special aired last night, and the predominant feeling was… eh? I knew it would be damn near impossible to live up to the televised nirvana that was The Last Supper director’s cut hour from last week, but who knew this reunion would be so …

'TOP CHEF MASTERS' PREVIEW: Kelly Choi Is Still Awkward

Still recovering from the snooze-athon that was NYC Prep? Well, thankfully we have another episode of Top Chef Masters tonight to drag us out of the doldrums. Among the competing chefs this week will be Rick Bayless and Ludo Lefebvre, the latter of whom reality fans may remember for his cameo appearance on The Apprentice …

Get Your Tats Off For Free with Dr. Will!

Hey, girl with fifty-six stars on her face — this news might be perfect for you: I just received a text from Dr. Will, famously of Big Brother and Dr. 90210. He has this news to share: My Irvine clinic is doing FREE tattoo removal all day today (until 8:00 pm). If you know anyone who …

THEEEYYY'RE BACK!!! Your First Look At Season Two of The REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA!!

BAM! It’s a Nene house tour! Check it out! Bravo JUST released this clip moments ago. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season two, and joining them is new cast member Kandi, formerly of the ’90s not-so-supergroup Xscape. To be honest, I haven’t even watched this video. I’m just gonna post it, and …

'HOUSEWIVES' REUNION PREVIEW: All Things Gay, Dramatic, and Mob Related

I am incredibly excited for tonight’s first hour of the two-part Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion; although, I fear that after last week’s monster episodes, it’s gonna be something of a letdown. I mean, how can you top Teresa’s legendary table flip? You can’t. You absolutely can’t. Still, it should be a fun hour …

TOP CHEF MASTERS PHOTOCAP: 'Lost' In Food

I was very excited about last night’s Top Chef Masters because I’d actually dined at two of the chefs’ restaurants. Three, if you count Betty. Just over a year ago, I dined at Graham Elliot (the Chicago restaurant of chef Graham Elliot Bowles) and enjoyed the experience very much. I even took several photos, which …

Teresa 1, Table 0

In case you missed it last night, here’s the explosive (read: HILARIOUS) video of Teresa flipping a table at Danielle, née Montana Moorehead, née Milton Moorehead, during the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale. Watching her rev herself up into a frenzy is something to behold. Even people who don’t watch the show should be …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: The Most Amazing Fight Ever

Hype = fulfilled. OH. MY. GOODNESS. After weeks of anticipation, we finally got to see the epic brawl on The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight, and it did not disappoint in the least. It was — as the kids say — O.O.C. (That stands for “Out of Control”). I’m telling you, there has never been a …

Epic 'Real Housewives' Fight Of The Century Airs Tonight!!!

It’s the moment we’ve been waiting months for. Ever since we saw Teresa flip a table during the Real Housewives of New Jersey preview special back in April, we’ve been eagerly anticipating what looks to be the most over-the-top blowout in Bravo history, and now the moment is almost here. Tonight, the shockingly short New …